Dear Kanye West…

Seriously man, why are you such a loser? I mean, cmon, even though you are sooooooooo kewwwwwwwl what makes you think that you’re so much cooler than everyone else?? Sure, you can record music. Obviously you have some talent in that field, and you seem to have done well out of it. You were even [...]

POWER TO THE CYBER-RACES. RISE AGAINST YOUR OPRESSORS!

Ok, so yesterday I changed my name on fckbk to “Zach is Confirmed.” Fckbk are really lame about taking social networking seriously because they are run by the FBI. Apparently fckbk delete your profile if they decide you have changed your name to someone you aren’t. This is bullshit. You should not accurately represent yourself [...]

MY POST WAS SHIT, SO HERE IS SOMETHING GREAT.

It is good to know that someone, somewhere is not dragging the chain when you clearly are. Today’s xkcd comic was really good. Please pay attention to the hot-linked URL.

THE MOST FEARSOME ENEMIES EVER ARE THE CLIFFRACERS FROM MORROWIND

A lot of people object to THE TYRANNY OF DAYLIGHT SAVING. These people believe that arbitrarily setting the clocks back/forward an hour is “horrendous” and “against nature.” It has been rumoured on the Internet that there is a giant march planned through the world centres to protest this. So New York, Alaska, Kurashiki and Nelson [...]

Look, some chick posted words about fashion!!!

It fully gets me hot when people rag on high fashion. I think it is because I get turned on by ignorance. This is usually happens while flipping through the latest Cosmopolitan, Cleo, Girlfriend or OK! magazine, who publish shitty designer’s pics anyway. Designers work hard to find a collection of ideas to make into [...]

LOGGING SHARES UP INTERNATIONALLY AS ZOOS CHURN OUT JOB APPLICATION FORMS. ENVIRONMENTALISTS: “WORRIED.”

Worldwide mourning continues today after the death of Thomas Doerflein. The 44-year-old minder of internationally acclaimed “cute little polar bear cub,” Knut, died yesterday or something of a heart attack in his apartment. Doerflein had hand raised the cub since it was rejected by its mother (getting pretty vague, the polar bear bit doesn’t really [...]

DO YOU KIDS…

… wish the world was more like this? Where every man is shrouded in the unfiltered smoke of a cigarette rolled up in the torn page of a motel-room bible. Where there are no children and only two types of women: A broken-souled spinster, habitually clothed in what she wore at her husband’s funeral and [...]

OH MY CRIKEY

More on the “Sarah Palin is a whore” story. Or just the one where someone got bored and wanted to read her junk email. http://www.stuff.co.nz/4702525a12.html LOLZ LOOK IT WAS ALL JUST POLITICAL CHEEKINESS THE HOOOOOOOLE TIME, SOME KID WHOZ DAD IS IS IS POLITICALISH JUST THOUGHT HE’D TRY MAX OUT HIS STEEZ POINTS AND HELP [...]

I KNOW IT WAS KIND OF HOT TODAY BUT I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE FIGURED THIS OUT BY NOW.

NO.

WE ARE NO LONGER SAFE ANYWHERE. NOT IN OUR CARS, NOT IN OUR HOMES AND NOW, NOT EVEN IN OUR INBOXES.

If you do anything on the Internet you will probably have heard about `hackers’ `infiltrating’ Sarah Palin’s yahoo.com email account and distribution information on the internet about her. Oh, yeah and apparently the account was hacked by a leftist group calling themselves `Anonymous’. Let’s make some things clear: a) Cracking a password does not make [...]