As humans, we find solace and solidarity in groups and group achievement. This is why people go-out-on-the-town. They want to be surrounded by people of around-the-same-age with around-the-same-interests (i.e. getting their grind on) so they can feel like they are “part of something.” You know this, I know this. We all know this. So when [...]
Alright, soon it will be summer and motherfuckers will be strutting it in jandals and (soz Goss) trying to longboard around with their earbuds getting all caught up in their summer-time-scruffy-surfer-$80-haircut-$140-dye-job-free-spirited-all-embracing-guess-what-time-it-is-party-time hair. What we will also begin to see is dresses being worn without leggings. Now, as a writer of the world’s foremost lifestyle blog, [...]
THEN DON’T TAKE A FREAKIN’ SKATEBOARD TO UNIVERSITY, OR ANY PLACE IN PUBLIC FOR THAT MATTER. You just make yourself look dumb, no matter how “cool”, “hip”, “rad” or “juicy” you think you are. Seriously, what are you trying to achieve? If “awwwww but but but but it means I can get to my lectures [...]
EDIT v2: I LISTENED TO THIS ALBUM AGAIN AND I FUCKING HATED IT. IT MAY HAVE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH GETTING GANKED ON CS AT THE SAME TIME, BUT MOST LIKELY IT WAS BECAUSE THE ALBUM IS SHIT. I just got Conor Oberst’s newest offering to the blog world, a self-titled ballad / blues [...]
k kiddies so I am in Wellington and I just found out about this madcore awesome thing called ‘fad dieting.’ Typical Steps for Fad Dieting: 1) Purchase large amount of (x) 2) Whenever you feel like (y), instead consume (x) 3) Go running/swimming/chronic masturbating 4) Maybs go to (z) to get some (a) 5) Text [...]
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I drank sooooooo much last night, I think I’m still waaaaasted!!!! I went to these corny student bars and, lyke, grinded on these geeky guys and then I, lyke, danced on this pole, and then I, lyke, started crying because I saw my boyfriend pashing my ex-BFF on the dance-floor! AND THEN TODAY SHE COMMENT [...]
So recently I have been noticing that I am speaking weirdly. I have been trying to differentiate the possessive `your’ and the contracted `you’re’. As you all know, English is a language which isn’t designed for this kind of thing. That is why the internet and the online discussions for your sociology course are full [...]
FUCK YEAAAH, PARTICLE PHYSICS!! Anyone who wants to spend 6.4 (ish) billion Euros on anything to do with science is automatically cooler than you are. The LHC is for colliding protons at insanely high energy levels, although some people are bawwwwwwwwing because they think that OMG THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER WILL MAAAAAAKE BLACK HOLEZ AND [...]