DO YOU KIDS…

Customise your OSs? There are a huge array of programmes that you can roll with to do this. Lots of kids use rainmeter and rainlender and docs and shit on windows, but I think that makes them look retarded and all the same. Charlie Ryder skins his XP so it looks like Mac, which is [...]

ADVERTISING SUXXX

I don’t watch TV much due to the internet, but when I do I don’t fail to rage. Man I hate the way that Telecom tries to prey on the fear of viruses and hackers in the internet. Ok, maybe you’ve had a virus or whatever, and your virusscanner told you about it and you [...]

ACHEWOOD IS A WEBCOMIC

Yesterday I got my hard copy of Achewood’s Great Outdoor Fight, which is meanies! Achewood is a webcomic about the exploits of some cats and a bear. I read archives of it last year instead of fully preparing myself for the humiliation that was the result of my year of studies at jazz school. The [...]

I WHINE ABOUT FCKBK

Facebook is a fucking waste of time. I fucking hate it, and it makes me rage. But seriously, before you get all up in my comment box, I tried using it for a while and I hated it even more than I did before I had a real idea about what it was. THINGS THAT [...]

DAMN KIDS!!!!!

GOD DAYUMIT I hate how kids these days get all hyped up on fads like “omgz theese new party pills have ZERO BZP which makes them pretty much like vitamin pills, except WAYYYYY MORE BUZZZYY!!!!” Seriously, if you want to be cool do some real drugs. Then you will end up closing your eyes and [...]

DON’T LEAVE ME, JACKIE.

Jackie Chan fakes his accents in new and shit movies like Shanghai Knights. Ok, I love Jackie Chan, and I love fighting movies. But I hate Owen Wilson because he killed himself and my mum thinks he is “charming and funny.” One time my mum went to Rebel Sport on Moorhouse Ave / Colombo St [...]

POKEMON! ON THE INTERNET!!!

Aight, you know how Pokemon was pretty much the best release for Gameboy? Some thoughtful person has decided to replicate this into a standalone game (ie no emulation), and with ONLINE GAMEPLAY. Not only does this make things even more addictive, it also makes for 3 times the rage, as knowing you are getting the [...]

FORUM = FAILS / I TRAILBLAZE

Well, we tried having a forum but none of you kids liked it and NOTHING HAPPENED ON IT, EVER. So now we have a blog and I don’t even care if you read it or not. Having a readership would be pretty cool, I suppose, but seeing as Goss can’t even make it outside without [...]