Sup y’all I went to the mall yesterday. It was fucking horrible. Anyway, my favourite things about malls are hot sluttz and school-girls. So I was pretty keen to get down to the mall and get a boner in my tight jeans whilst staring at this chick’s shiny as metallic gold tight things in American [...]
“HARSHER SENTENCES FOR SERIOUS CRIME” is some retarded group on fckbk that found its way into my homepage. It is for some protest that is meant to be happening in Christchurch on some road. When people propose things like harsher sentences they don’t do it because “I just want the world to be a better [...]
LOZLOZLOZLOZLOZ
Is it normal that I go to Kmart and hide Velociraptors in the novelty Disney items in the hopes that they will come to life and eat the excited little children who are happy they have found one toy in which the batteries havn’t been drained already? Society did this to me.
Have you kids heard about furries? They are old news on the internet and this one time I read about them in The Press, so they are probably sort of mainstream by now – I am not really sure because I either spend all of my time on aeroplanes because I am a motherfucking jetsetter, [...]
Hello kiddies. Being in New Zealand is pretty cool because when you go overseas you are the most “quirky” accent amongst a group of accents especially when you are in the United States because they don’t feel any guilt associated with your country.
Today this employee at a store called “Guitar Center (sic)” said this when [...]
���*�~-.��,.-~*��Zũ�H}{���*�~-.��,.-~*��: I just finished effen leid
���*�~-.��,.-~*��Zũ�H}{���*�~-.��,.-~*��: man I almost went to rage-town when it finished
���*�~-.��,.-~*��Zũ�H}{���*�~-.��,.-~*��: rage-town
���*�~-.��,.-~*��Zũ�H}{���*�~-.��,.-~*��: one way
���*�~-.��,.-~*��Zũ�H}{���*�~-.��,.-~*��: on a non-refundable ticket
���*�~-.��,.-~*��Zũ�H}{���*�~-.��,.-~*��: online purchase
���*�~-.��,.-~*��Zũ�H}{���*�~-.��,.-~*��: one time offer
���*�~-.��,.-~*��Zũ�H}{���*�~-.��,.-~*��: you buy now, you save later
���*�~-.��,.-~*��Zũ�H}{���*�~-.��,.-~*��: gentlemen, I urge you to reconsider
���*�~-.��,.-~*��Zũ�H}{���*�~-.��,.-~*��: this offer is only available once in a lifetime
���*�~-.��,.-~*��Zũ�H}{���*�~-.��,.-~*��: for you and six others
���*�~-.��,.-~*��Zũ�H}{���*�~-.��,.-~*��: heavily discounted [...]
I am going to write an interesting and involving story in comment boxes and fckbk replies and other miscellaneous forms on the internet. This is part one.