I was on a plane yesterday and I made the mistake of reading the in-flight magazine while I watched the guy next to me sleep with his mouth open. You should never read these things because they get wardrobe consultants in to give “fashion advice.” This article is pretty uninteresting but I feel that I [...]
In the retarded United States of America there is a day for white hatred of brown people. This is the day that “white man” landed on virgin soil on the East Coast and started burning and raping and discriminating against everyone who was already in ‘merka. This is the most bullshit holiday ever. Only four [...]
Sorry about the crappy layout above – I just want to make fckbk a better place.
… like to do weird things to your bodies? Like hold a stick up in the air and focus on the top of it while you spin around and around and around and around and around and around and around then you try to run towards someone in a straight line and fall over? Or [...]
Do you remember high school? I sort of do. There were knights and dragons and princesses and towers and the wrong towers and fireballs and turtles and the wand of seasons and fairy-holes and enchanted forests. There weren’t any save-points which made playing the game pretty hard. The purists said that this was what made [...]
(Part 2) Zach promised I would provide humour, instead I will enlighten you with the wisdom I have acquired over the last few days. – I could never be as cool as my neighbours, who listen to disturbed and radio Hauraki super loud (so super cool) right outside my window for hours at a time. [...]
(Part 1) My day has already been made. ty, legorobotcomics.com
Today I was going to blog about cyberterrorism but doing my Google research became tedious very quickly. I’m pretty sure you kiddies don’t want to read shit that I didn’t enjoy writing so I aborted. One thing I did find hilarious was this: “At this point, terrorists are using the Internet more than they are [...]
I don’t want to be mean, I just want to be understood.
These are the 10 Commandments for Blogging as set out by the Evangelical Alliance. 1) You shall not put your blog before your integrity. 2) You shall not make an idol of your blog. 3) You shall not misuse your anonymity to sin. 4) Remember the Sabbath by taking one day off a week. 5) [...]