WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHHHHHYYYYYYY WRRRWRYRYRYYWRYWYRWYRWYRYWRY I was going to get super mad about the douches who wear tshirts with che guevara’s face on them to show how politically savvy they are, but then after a bit of research I found out that every blog since the bloginning™ has delved into this realm [...]
So like, today Josh reminded me of one of the biggest scams circa P.E. and shitty tourist trips like this one that I remember going on in a canoe or something. This is sleep500 feat. Josh Burgess. Glow-worms are fucking lame and boring. I would rather get stung by bees than see glow-worms. Glow-worms are [...]
Yesterday I started writing a large and mostly uninteresting blog about vegetarian soldiers. I reread it this morning and decided that it was a pile of shit. What I want you to take from this blog is that the word “wat” is pronounced like “bat”. WAT WAT WAT WAT WAT
In New Zealand on late-night public-access television there are infomercials for ab machines and kitchen knives that can cut through steel. In Germany on the equivalent television network there is full-on uncensored lesbian porn that is the background to confidentials that don’t seem to have any contact information so I am kind of unsure as [...]
Ever have problems with your bank? P.S. Sorry I didn’t put these images on very well. When I have my computer I will spend a little bit more time. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
So fifty years ago or whatever strapping young men were all about polishing their bicycles and saving up until they can purchase their first car (if they were rich – otherwise they just kept polishing their bicycles until the day they got leprosy and their fingers fell off and they couldn’t hold the rag and [...]
No need to panic, if I get deleted from fckbk there will still be a sleep500 for everyone.
Red Country Grammar – The Crackhouse 5 This track is so fucking banging. I have listened to it like five times today and have sung it all the rest. The Crackhouse 5 are the best fucking band ever. I was kind of sad when Conor Oberst was shit, but now I don’t care because all [...]
So I’ve been doing a bit of research using the Internet, my eyes and ears and one of my interns and it seems that geek chic is just some bullshit that the fashion industry has concocted. This is what my intern said: “The thing about geek chic is that the people who do it are [...]