MICHELLE WROTE MOST OF THIS POST AND EMAILED IT TO ME. HOT GEEKS: PART TWO.

This is the first official sleep500 co-lab. REMIX ZACH VS MICHELLE. Geeks are fucking cool. Sometimes girls that probably aren’t geeks/smart/running the world can be cool too. Especially when they dress kinda like geeks,which makes them look smart and authentic enough to run the world. More girls should dress like this chick, she really shows [...]

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE AND YOU JUST KNOW THAT THEY ARE KILLING IT: PART ONE.

As you all know, geeks are the people that run our lives. This was not true a couple of years ago but as our dependence on the Internet increases, so does our dependence on geeks. With this in mind, it would be a good life choice to get to know and understand geeks better. I [...]

THIS WAS ONE OF THE FIRST POSTS THAT I WROTE FOR SLEEP500. YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE I USE LOTS OF CUSTOM WORDS.

So when I write my part of this blog I use a text editor called VI, which is fully bitching. Open a terminal in Mac or Linux and type “vi zach_blogs_like_a_profesh” without the quotes and that is vi. I use Linux, so maybe I use vim, I am not really that sure. Wait, I use [...]

I LIKE HOW SHE MADE IT PG-13. I CONSIDER SLEEP500 TO BE A PG-13 BLOG. I ALSO CONSIDER THIS BLOG TO BE PART OF THE WEBCOMICS CATEGORY. I HOPE THIS IS OK.

A while ago I started reading other people’s blogs. It is pretty fun to read big blogs like HRO because they are blogging professionals but I think I am beginning to prefer grassroots bloggers. The girl who runs this blog drew a pretty picture for me. This makes me feel special. Read the post in [...]

DO YOU KIDS…

…get into fights? Perhaps you get mad because you’re outside the club and some douche walks by and is all mouthing off about your sneakers or maybe you’re at some truckstop in the middle of nowhere and the fucking inbred retards are staring at your bling when you’re trying to decide which type of Doritos [...]

What’s that? You’re turning off my series of tubes?

I’m getting pretty sick of the internet. Not sick of it in an “oh man I’ve been everywhere on the internet, there’s nothing left to do but read outdated webcomics and pwn the same people in 1337 games” way, more in a “WHAT?! WHY ARE YOU TURNING MY INTERNET OFF?! YAY IT’S BACK ON!OH NO, [...]

AFTER THE CAR FIRE, THE FIREFIGHTERS JUST LEFT THE SMOKING WRECK. NO NOTE, NO NOTHING.

As you know, about three hours ago the United States of America elected Barack Obama as their forty-fourth president. We were in the middle of Manhattan when it happened. Man, it was fucking crazy you have never seen a street of people chanting and yelling and honking all of their horns and moving from place [...]

THE SHADOWED CHARACTERS IN PANEL NINE ARE JUST ONE OF THE ELEMENTS OF THIS PIECE WHICH MAKES IT PART OF THE CANON OF MSPAINT RELATIONSHIP ARTWORKS.

This is pretty old, but this is a great example of Internet art. People at fine art school will see this and cry.

I GUESS THAT SOME PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THAT THEIR BROWSERS HAVE SPELL-CHECK. THOSE SQUIGGLY RED LINES MUST BE PRETTY CONFUSING.

I guess I made some people mad when I posted about people voting right-wing because they want revenge. Being angry and sad and feeling like you need to lash out at an individual after losing a friend is understandable, but condoning right-wing votes is fucking crazy. Damning an entire country to reactionist policies is no [...]

DESTROY ALL HUMANS

Isaac Asimov was the science fiction writer who invented the Three Laws of Robotics, the word Robotics and the concept of Robot Sex. Arguably, if it hadn’t been for Asimov there would not have been Star Wars, 2001, A Space Odyssey or this really horrendous movie that I saw the other night with Michelle called [...]