COME ON GUY, THERE IS NO NEED FOR THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOUR.

NOTICE TO ALL FESTIVAL GOERS:

NO VOMITING ON YOURSELF WHILE WEARING A HALLOWEEN MASK AND THEN TRYING TO JUST SHRUG IT OFF AND KEEP DANCING. YOU ARE ATLAS. IT IS YOUR JOB TO HOLD UP THE SKY.

AHAHAHAHA I JUST READ THE LAST COMMENT ON THE PAGE!!! WHAT THE FUCK, IT DOESN’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE DISCUSSION. OH, MAN.

Posting health notices while unqualified to do so harms society. From 2003 to 2006 workplace incompetency caused 654,965 deaths in Iraq (reference). LOL I’M BEING TOPICAL CIRCA ALMOST THREE YEARS AGO. Anyway, how did this make it onto a cigarette case? Who was in charge of screening this?
Perhaps it was this person NOTE: this is [...]

DO YOU KIDS…

… get confused when confronted with a difficult decision? I want to buy this eau de perfume but I am concerned: which “Lord” is it? I don’t want to be associated with centuries of mindless bloodshed…

I also want to smell like victory. Do you think this fragrance will strike fear into the heart of the [...]

WHEN I WAS TAKING THESE PHOTOS THE SHOPKEEPER CAME UP TO ME: “WHY ARE YOU TAKING PHOTOS?”

As your child enters into the age of technology, he will need many tools to interact with his chosen social group. Hopefully he won’t just sit at home playing WoW all day (if he does this, you can consider yourself a failed parent). Hopefully he will become one of the “cool kids” at his high [...]

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Today The Mint Chicks posted an 8bit EP download called Mintunes. You can download it here and here. It is cool that they gave us a sneak preview of what a couple of unreleased songs are going to sound like. And it is cool that they chose the 8bit format in which to release these [...]

THIS WEBCOMIC/GAME IS REALLY, REALLY FUNNY.

I don’t know. It’s Christmas Eve, I was almost asleep twenty minutes ago.
Click on the picture to start to read Problem Sleuth. MS Paint Adventures blurs the line between game and webcomic. I have read this comic for two days straight. Make sure you have cookies enabled and remember to save your game.

HEY RUSSIAN GUY, IF YOU FIND THIS I WILL SEND YOUR PHONE BACK TO YOU.

Because the other post from today was pretty heavy, here is something a bit easier to digest. This is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen.

I DID THIS BECAUSE I WANTED PROGMAN.EXE WHICH DOESN’T EVEN WORK IN XP SP2 RAAAAAAAAAGE

Today we are going to learn how to install Windows 3.11 in a virtual machine. The machine provided in the .rar is Windows Virtual PC 2004. I have included the 2004 model because they dropped support for DOS in the 2007 update. I don’t really know if this matters that much (it probably doesn’t) but [...]

THE WOLF HOWLS AND THAT MEANS IT’S NIGHTTIME AND THEN THEY COME OUT OF THE GROUND.

Remember when I wrote that blog about shitty enemies in video games and I couldn’t find a picture of those lame skeletons from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time?
WELL GUESS WHAT?

Here are a couple of them. This is just before morning when they disappear back into the ground.

This is one of them after I cut [...]

DISCOVERY CHANNEL IS PRETTY COOL BUT THEY DON’T REALLY SHOW ENOUGH MONKEY DOCUMENTARIES AND I FUCKING HATE AMERICAN BIKER BUILD-OFF.

On Discovery channel they are doing this thing called “Ecopolis”. It is some city that they have proposed is built in 2050 AD (I know that we are meant to use CE, but I don’t see why we should bother as they are exactly the same date system). Every week or however often this show [...]