ALERTING THE WORLD TO TRAVESTY, DAY BY DAY BY DAY BY DAY AND SOMETIMES WE FORGET TO POST SO NOT ACTUALLY DAILY.

What up, kiddies? Right now I am trying to install Windows 3.11 on my laptop in a virtual machine. If I manage to get it to work I will post a handy tutorial because I haven’t found a good, comprehensive one written in the kind of English that I like to read. While I do [...]

“ATTACHED TO THIS HERO”? IS THAT SEXUAL?

THIS IS PART THREE. I WAS MEANT TO POST THIS AGES AGO BUT I FUCKED UP.

WAYS TO TELL IF SOMEONE YOU KNOW HAS BEEN INFECTED

Thats right, infected with MACUSER-ITIS It’s kinda like chlamydia except at parties people don’t have to wait until they take off your pants/wake up the next day to tell that you have it, you just have to open your mouth. Before we get into the symptoms, lets make one thing clear: THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO [...]

FUCK YOU, HILLARY CRESCENT. [PART TWO]

FUCK YOU, HILLARY CRESCENT.

SHOULD THIS BE AN ACTION THRILLER AS WELL? STAY TUNED AS I STRIVE TO REMAIN INTERESTING. [CHAPTER ONE]

Ok, so it has been brought to my attention that the new thing for society women to do is write Chick Literature, or “CLit”. In an effort to keep up with the times this is the first chapter of my very own CLit, an untitled glimpse of the life of a twenty-four year old social [...]

FUCK MOTHERFUCKERS WHO THINK THAT THIS IS THE WAY TO USE A KEYBOARD. RAAAAAGE.

lol so then i ws in da aerp0rt and sumhw we gt in2 da airnz vip lounge lol i am a hi rolla then i lukd at fckbk 4 sum lolz and dere was dis: i am nt evn shure wut dis meens. i thnk he is talkin bout shoes. whatevr else he is tlkin [...]