I don’t think I would enjoy being a window cleaner

Today there are window cleaners at my work, and one of them was wearing Fubu shoes. Normally I hold window cleaners in high regard, as they do a wonderful job of keeping the bird population under control and keeping windows immaculate for my gazing pleasure.
Alas, today I was disappointed.

It wasn’t this pair, but I [...]

THIS IS SOME SERIOUSLY GOOD BLEEP RIGHT HERE. IF YOU ARE ONLY GOING TO DOWNLOAD ONE THING GET FIVE STEP PLAN.

Recently I’ve been getting into chiptunes the easy way. This involved getting a demo version of LSDJ and a Gameboy emulator and creating chiptunes. There are a couple of releases and blogs that have really helped me get an ear for the style and developed my enthusiasm for chiptune.
little-scale (intentional lower case) is an Australian [...]

SOMEBODY BROKE SOMETHING SOMEWHERE

All the servers just died at my work, so I am unfortunately going to have to kill time on THE INTERNET
Items of interest:
1. NO YOU ARE RIGHT, MACS DEFINITELY CANNOT GET VIRUSES
2. ZOMBIES AHEAD
3. Bawwwwwwww
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AS I WAS CUTTING I WAS THINKING: “OH, MAN THIS IS SO STUPID. LOOK AT THE HORROR I HAVE CREATED.”

This morning I opened a pack of cornflakes with a serrated knife. It was one of those plastic packs of cornflakes that are pretty cheap to buy that have fairly nice cornflakes in them. I basically destroyed the top of the packet due to how poorly suited to the job the knife was.
As a consequence [...]

THERE IS NO WAY THIS CHICK IS GOING TO SEE ANYONE “IN TOWN”. FCKBK ARE GOING TO ARREST HER

I haven’t posted one of these in a while. It is important that you never give up on something you believe. Sleep500 is DJing at this party, so don’t make plans to meet anyone in town because you will be having waaaaaaaaaay too much fun to stand in the line at Shooters.
If you want [...]

I KNOW I HAVEN’T POSTED FOR A WHILE BUT PLEASE FORGIVE ME BECAUSE NOW I AM HELPING YOU EAT

Hello everyone, I have just made a delicious snack and I have come here to tell you about it. I was just going to take a photo of it and let you see it, but someone stole my stolen phone so I guess I will have to create it out of images from the Internet.

Ingredients:
Some [...]

I GUESS IF THIS IS YOUR FACE ON MY INTERNET AND YOU DON’T LIKE IT I CAN PUT SOME BLACK OVER YOUR EYES. KEEN? [PART SEVEN]

NICE HEADBAND

NICE HEADBAND

THIS GUY WAS ALL, “DON’T YOU FUCKING TAKE PHOTOS OF ME!” AND STARTED FRONTIN’ SO I RAN AWAY.

NICE HEADBAND

I TOOK, LIKE, EIGHT DIFFERENT PHOTOS OF THIS NICE HEADBAND, SOZ.

THIS IS MORE LIKE A NICE PONYTAILBAND. I THINK IT STILL COUNTS.

NICE HEADBAND

NICE HEADBAND

NICE HEADBAND

THIS IS ANOTHER EXCELLENT EXAMPLE OF A NICE HEADBAND

NICE HEADBAND

I DIDN’T ASK ANYONE’S PERMISSION TO TAKE OR PUBLISH THESE PHOTOS. DO I NEED SOME KIND OF DISCLAIMER OR SOMETHING? [PART SIX]

NICE HEADBAND

NICE HEADBAND

IS THIS A NICE HEADBAND COUPLE?

NICE HEADBAND

NICE HEADBAND

NICE HEADBAND

NICE HEADBAND

NICE HEADBAND

NICE DREADBAND

THIS ISN’T A NICE HEADBAND BUT I THOUGHT YOU GUYS SOULD KNOW ABOUT IT.

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER TIME THAT SLEEP500 BECOMES MORE AND MORE LIKE A PARTY PIXXX SITE [PART FIVE]

NICE HEADBAND

NICE HEADBAND

NICE HEADBAND

NICE HEADBAND

THIS IS AN ESPECIALLY NICE HEADBAND

THIS IS PROBABLY THE STANDARD FOR A NICE HEADBAND. BONUS FOR THE SHIRTLESS DUDE IN THE BACKGROUND.

NICE LOLLIPOP

NICE HEADBAND (BAD PHOTO)

MORE AMATEUR HOUR ON THE PHOTOGRAPHING FRONT

SORRY IF SOME OF THESE PHOTOS ARE SHITTY. THEY COME FROM MY PHONE AND THEY ARE CANDID AS [PART FOUR].

THIS GUY IS STOKED TO BE PART OF THE NICE HEADBAND CREW

I DON’T KNOW, THIS IS BASICALLY A NICE HEADBAND

NICE HEADBAND

NICE HEADBAND

NICE HEADBAND

NICE HEADBAND

NICE HEADBAND

GETTING MASHED WITH NICE HEADBAND ACTION

NICE HEADBAND

NICE HEADBAND