I WAS MEANT TO SPEND AGES DOING HEAPS AND HEAPS AND HEAPS OF RESIZING BUT THAT WAS TAKING TOO LONG AND I WASN’T GETTING PAID ENOUGH [PART THREE]

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LOL HOW MUCH FILLER DO YOU THINK THIS IS? [PART TWO]

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I TOOK ALL OF THESE PHOTOS ON NEW YEAR’S EVE APART FROM THE ONE THAT IS DURING THE DAY [PART ONE]

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IN WHICH I LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT THE WORLD

Last night I saw Kuro Obi. In English, Black Belt. I was pretty excited to see this movie because it said it was Japan’s answer to Ong Bak. I get pretty excited about fully legit fighting movies. I paid nine dollars to hire it out because I was at someone’s place without the internet (also [...]

LOL BECAUSE YOU ARE USING THE TOILET PAPER

Paeroa is a small town in the North Island of New Zealand. If you drive from Auckland to a shitty coastal town you will probably pass through it. This is what passes for humour in Paeroa: Once you have visited the BP, the only other thing to do in Paeroa is go to the big [...]

UNEARTHING THE TRUTH! I AM THE NEW DEEPTHROAT, BUT SEXIER. WAAAAY SEXIER.

So, New Year’s Eve. I don’t know what you kiddies did for that whole thing but I went to Rhythm and Vines. I don’t know why I bothered, because I would have preferred to sit around at home on the internet. Actually, I probably would have preferred to sit around at home on dial-up internet. [...]

NICE WORK, GERMANY GUY. I DON’T REMEMBER YOUR NAME BUT I DO REMEMBER THIS.

When I was in Germany I mentioned that English was part of a family of languages called “Germanic languages.” He laughed at me and said there was “no such thing.” I was broswing Wikipedia while I write chapter two of my CLit and guess what I found? Anyway – this is some filler (rly?). Hopefully [...]