I WAS GOING TO USE THE ONE OF THE CHICKS WITH THE GIANT PLATFORMS BUT I LIKED THIS ONE BETTER.

What? You want to read blogs? On FRIDAY NIGHT? You should be out partying like these douche bags! Search “out partying” on Google images. It’s all gossip magazines and shit fuck that. Actually, I’ve already searched it for you. (Click the link, dummy – I know I should change our link colour). EDIT: so apparently [...]

ONE DAY I WILL LAUNCH MY VERY OWN SITE WITH NO CODE FROM ANY ONLINE PROVIDER OR CMS (ACTUALLY, I HAVE – BUT YOU’LL NEVER FIND IT)

Right now I’m pretty tired of being on the dole. I have a couple of interviews tomorrow but I also have to apply for four more jobs by tomorrow or they’ll cut my benefit for the week. I’ve used up all of the jobs on SEEK. I guess I’ll have to go elsewhere for employment [...]

I CHOSE THE GREY SCENE BECAUSE IT FITS IN WITH THE GREY FEEL OF THE WEBSITE. NAH, JUST KIDDING. I DIDN’T REALLY KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING AT ALL.

I don’t know how many of you kids read

N00B’S GUIDE TO ANIME – THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A LONG TIME COMING, BUT I ONLY REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT THIRTY MINTUES AGO.

Every day I get people asking/emailing/fckbking/myspacing/chatting/texting/*ing me about anime. “Where do I start?” “What is a good anime?” “I don’t want to be a fanboy but (x), (y), (z).” Here is a list of some good places to start: Cowboy Bebop Is a classic in the anime realm. Don’t know when it was made, don’t [...]

LEAR! READ THIS POST!

Click anywhere on this text to be redirected to the funniest blog post about WoW to have ever made its way on to the Internet. Call it “nerdy” or “geeky” or whatever but WoW is way more fun than going outside. If I could afford it I would play it.

IN WHICH I BREAK UP WITH MINESWEEPER.

NOW I CAN WRITE BANGERS ON THE FLY.

Yay! I got home today to find a little package on the table that had come all the way from wherever “Hickory, NC, 28601″ is in the U.S..(? another full-stop? I probably should know this. Actually, I’m pretty sure it’s just one full-stop but I’ll leave that there because “that’ll learn me”) In this little [...]

THIS IS PRETTY IMPORTANT, I GUESS I MIGHT BE A BIT LATE, BUT IT IS IMPORTANT.

Go here and sign the petition as well. If you are in Wellington tomorrow make some black banners and march to parliament at midday.

“GUESS WHAT I USED TO MAKE THIS COMIC?”                   ”TALENT.”

This was obviously an attack on me because she didn’t even try to pretend like she had any business over there on the other side of the road. Just meandered past me like, “I don’t go near your kind. You little fags carry disease.” Fuck old people.

THIS WAS GOING TO BE SOME SQUISHY STUFF ABOUT LOVE AND THE INTERNET BUT THEN I GOT CARRIED AWAY WITH CONTEXT MENUS.

Over the past few months Google has become a bigger and bigger part of my life. Google is like my super-useful long standing partner who gives and gives and gives. But recently I have discovered that Google is having some problems opening up to its feelings: Goss has started ending his blogs with ♥ so [...]