SLEEP500 WAS MEANT TO BE MORE LIKE THIS BUT THEN I WASN’T FUNNY ENOUGH

Oh man, oh man I was checking some referral logs to see where the traffic that comes here comes from (if you are interested it doesn’t really come from anywhere because there is so little of it) when I saw this blog. As far as I know the guys who run this are pretty young [...]

Kids > Rednecks

Today I am doing traffic surveying for the firm I work for, and it sucks. Basically I had to sit and watch cars for two hours this morning, then this afternoon I have to do it for four hours. And again tomorrow. Although it sucks, it has helped me to be able to unveil to [...]

HOLY MOLEY, EVERYONE! LOOK AT THIS THING!!!

So today I wanted to blog but couldn’t come up with anything other than some nonsense about my indecision about going to the beach last night causing it to rain today so I couldn’t go to the beach even if I had wanted to. THEN I FOUND THIS: Click on the image for full-size. Click [...]

THIS IS REALLY SIMPLE, BUT YOU HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE BEFORE YOU GET HAXXING THE REGISTRY [PART THREE]

Today’s blog is another “Look After Your Computer With sleep500dotcom.” This is a really, really simple one that I see people fail at all of the time. Right click in some blank space on the Start Menu toolbar and unlock the taskbar. Arrange those little things in the Quick Launch toolbar so they make some [...]

CASH MONEY, MOTHERFUCKER, HERE I COME.

Right now I am JobSeeking™ because I am poor and being on the dole is kind of shitty. Anyway, I am trying to find a job that doesn’t suck ass. Today I chanced upon this excellent opportunity. I have submitted my C.V. and here it is for you all to see. This is my email [...]

PART TWO OF THE ALL-BUT-ABANDONED “IT’S TIME TO STOP SUCKING ASS AT YOUR COMPUTER WITH SLEEP500DOTCOM.”

Yeah, so I hope you guys pay attention to what kind of wallpaper you are putting on your desktops everyday. That is, unless you are super 1337 and don’t use a GUI (=legit as I wish I was you <3<3<3). Um, I used to spend an inordinate amount of time per day on this type [...]

SORRY ABOUT BEING SLACK – HERE IS [CHAPTER TWO] OF MY CLIT.

This is the first chapter with dialogue in it. This took me ages to do because html isn’t a formatting language and it is basically the only language I have any idea about (thanks, myspace). Because html renders all whitespace into one whitespace I am doing hack-and-slash things to get the indents I need. Don’t [...]

HOW TO USE AN RSS AGGREGATOR WITHOUT BEING LAMER ABOUT IT

So I was talking to B Cool when I was in Wellington over the weekend and I was saying something about RSS readers (aggregators). You may have noticed that the other I utilized some of my spare time and got a couple of RSS feed links up in the sidebar. There are heaps and heaps [...]