So in between mad nethacking today I walked the dog. After our walk I kicked the tennis ball around the back yard because Ms. Dog was still all excited about walking or something. After doing that for a bit I just patted the hell out of my dog because I’m a nice guy, you know? [...]
Yo! I just started playing NETHACK, which is probably the hardest actual game that I’ve ever played in my life. Because I am too legit to quit, I play this shit without a GUI (GUIs are for pussies who like “3D” and “physics engines” and “bloom” and “shiny”) I couldn’t be bothered making a nice [...]
Today I felt tired from partying, but a lot cleaner in terms of spirit, or whatever. I realised that I hadn’t updated my fake twitter all day which led me to understand that twitter makes a person feel like the shittest part of a homeless person’s shit on the bottom of a racist’s shoe on [...]
Zach MY FACE HU8RTS
Zach some cunt wants a fight
Zach FUCK YEAH, PARTYYIGNGGF!!!
Zach I’M GOING PARRRRTYING
Zach you don’t need to be witty, you don’t need to be funny – just say what you see.
Zach someone invited me to dessert but didn’t tell me the venue.