TWITTER #3
Zach is sleeping, sneakily. #fagss
TWITTER #2
Zach is one-handed-typing this shit.
TWITTER #1
Zach gets so mad he breaks his own site.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
When I was in the US everyone was ALL ABOUT Twitter. Now I’m at home, more and more people are starting to hop on the bandwagon. FUCK TWITTER, FUCK ‘TWEETING’, FUCK ‘TWEEPLE’, FUCK ALL OF THAT. WHEN SOCIAL NETWORKING BECOMES SOCIAL MARKETING, THE LINE BETWEEN BEING A FUCKING DICKBAG WHO INDULGES IN SHAMELESS SELF-PROMOTION FIVE [...]
PARK THAT CAR, DROP THAT PHONE, SLEEP ON THE FLOOR, DREAM ABOUT ME.
You know it’s true because it rhymes. This is something that I will believe no matter what.
YOU CAN GET MUSIC OFF THE INTERNET
I know that there are lots of people that like the horrors that aren’t me, but do any of those people read this shit? ANYWAY, JUST IN CASE: You can go to thehorrors.co.uk and click on the horrors logo on the bottom right, and if you enter your email in the mailing list field at [...]
YOUNG MONEY – A MILLI, A MILLI, A MILLI, A MILLI, (RPT AS NECC)
Banks suck because they are all basically the same and I can never manage to organise my way to them without debilitating anxiety and stress. The Internet is much better because it means I don’t have to leave my room so I stay pretty happy. Internet banking is something my Dad is kind of scared [...]
SORRY I HAVEN’T BLOGGED IN, LIKE, FOREVER. I AM IN AMERICA AND SHITTY HOTELS HAVE SHITTY INTERNET AND I’M STILL JET LAGGED.
Yo! Hopefully we still have readers. When I get back to NZ the blogging will continue in earnest but for now I am just going to say a few things. I’m not going to write anything about Screens except that the boner that I have for the mint chicks is so much larger than my [...]
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK I NEED TO APPLY FOR FIVE JOBS IN THE NEXT HOUR AND A HALF AND SEEK.CO.NZ IS FUCKING BROKEN OR SOME SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK