HE HAD MADE A VERY UNFUNNY JOKE WITH REGARDS TO THE WALKMEN OR SOMETHING

Update on things that are happening in the world of the Internet as we speak: MS Paint Adventures’ Problem Sleuth has concluded! I thoroughly enjoyed the 1500+ comic epic narrative of PS, AD, and PI and their adventure through time, space and dimension. I blogged about this a while back but you should definitely give [...]

BUT BASICALLY YOU JUST: INCOMING FOLDERS = “(NICKNAME)” {IMAP.GMAIL.COM/SSL/USER=[USERNAME]@GMAIL.COM}INBOX

Recently I’ve been getting more and more interested in the command line interface (CLI) and finding ways to do things without a graphical environment. This is only good for so much, however, as most of the things that I do on a computer involve some type of image. This is one of the reasons I’ve [...]

I WANT TO BLOG BUT I ALSO WANT TO SET UP DEBIAN – LIFE IS SO TOUGH SOMETIMES.

The opportunity cost of playing with my computer is sometimes far too tempting to pass up.

SLEEP500: HELPING YOU TO BE COOLER THAN YOUR FRIENDS

I have had a revelation, and have found the way to be COOL that is unbeatable, unstoppable and undoubtedly needed in your life. It is: The Popped Collar. Here, I have shown for your sake a formula and a diagram that will hopefully help you understand just what this popped collar could do for your [...]

YELLING AND SCREAMING AND BANGING ON THE GROUND OUT OF TIME AND THEN YELL SOME MORE AND CRAWL ON STAGE EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE ONLY THREE OR SOMETHING

Phew, just got back from the Linwood Lyfe Block Party. I’m so tired I might just post a photo of a fucking banging crowd (of eight year olds) and then pass out. Well, Google didn’t have much to say about “banging crowds of eight-year-olds” so I’ll utilise some Crackhouse magic and give you a series [...]

I THINK THAT I’VE BLOGGED THIS BEFORE BUT I USED THE SEARCH FUNCTION AND DIDN’T FIND ANYTHING, SO I GUESS I’M IN THE CLEAR.

The other day my other favourite blog (still <3 you CH5) posted a fun little list of fun things that you can do for free on the Internet that aren’t porn or social networking (because social networking is more like work than fun). I played that jumpman game heaps and heaps and it reminded me [...]

MY FAVOURITE PART IS THE “CLOUD.” THAT INTERNET LOOKS TO BE SOMETHING SERIOUSLY SPECIAL.

SUPERBROTHERS is/are a pixel art/film/studio creation who depict very modern and/or ambitious subjects in the pixel medium. SUPERBROTHERS manage to maintain a certain vitality in their work – even when largely depicting technology and/or office workers. This is the second film that SUPERBROTHERS have made. Unlike the first film, this is a light-hearted pseudo-history of [...]

ELEMENO P ARE THE BEST MUSICIANS IN NZ

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Tonight I am sick, and confined to bed. To ease my pain, I made the mistake of switching on the TV. Normally I stay well away from TV (apart from documentary/discovery/NBA highlights) so tonight I was somewhat unprepared for what I was about to witness. Target just finished. It was possibly the most retarded [...]

WHO THE FUCK WANTS A DVD COPY OF WANTED, ANYWAY? THAT SHIT IS FUCKED UP.

I the last two fools who commented on this thing copied the spelling of “assassin” from the first fool. Not withstanding their horrible spelling and grammar they fail because they were cheating. Normally I would be cool with cheating but they managed to take the wrong answer and that kind of stupidity cannot be allowed [...]

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