APPLE NEED TO GROW A DICK AND USE THAT DICK FOR MASTURBATING OR SOMETHING. EVIDENTLY THEY’VE WAAAAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS.
Apple. The reason I hate on this company so hard is not because of the mac operating system – it is because I always seem to see them involved in retarded shit to do with music.
First thing:
You want to buy some music off iTunes because the mint chicks are offering a free track with [...]
Hey kids, you guys like it when the news lies to you?
So I stumbled upon this news article about the impending doom (FLU OF THE SWINE) and have highlighted the only important pieces of information in it.
OK SO YEAH, IT’S NOT LIKE 28 DAYS LATER?? EXPLAIN THIS THEN.
Yes, I have a porthole.
OH SHIT I FORGOT A TITLE OH NO QUICK, GET CANNED GOODS AND WATER AND ALL THAT STUFF. SHOW NO MERCY.
Today I read the front page of the paper and I was stunned.
THE ZOMBIE EPIDEMIC IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN.
“Swine flu” is what they are calling it. People are getting sick and it is super contagious and soon EVERYONE will be a zombie except for maybe a couple of people who are immune because they have [...]
FOR FUCK’S SAKE! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR INSATIABLE URGE TO CONSTANTLY TELL “THE WHOLE WORLD [READ: INTERNET]” WHAT YOU ARE FUCKING DOING? GO DIE.
NOOOOOOO MY FAVOURITE WEBCOMICS ARE STARTING TO POST TWITTER JOKES AND ARE USING TWITTER ACCOUNTS FOR EACH OF THE CHARACTERS AND THEN THOSE TWITTER ACCOUNTS ARE BEING REFERENCED ON OTHER WEBCOMICS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU, TWITTER.
MAN, I WISH CAMERA PHONES WERE CHEAPER WHEN I WAS SIXTEEN, I BET I’D HAVE A PORTFOLIO OF UNDERAGE FLESH FOR THE FBI BY NOW (HELLO FBI).
Instead of writing a real blog today I browsed a big list of plugins for the blog software that I am using hoping to find some kind of comment template that integrated google accounts but I failed. I did, however, find a big bunch of other semi-useful plugins that I’ve installed for a laugh. Most [...]
WHEN I WAS LITTLE I HAD A HERMIT CRAB. IT LIVED IN A PLASTIC FISH-TANK WITH LITTLE ROCKS AND A RED COVER.
Well, the polls seem to be basically closed and it looks like the tits are here to stay, at least until I figure out to draw some other rad shit (probably for a while – drawing is hard – almost as hard a blogging).
Today I worked at my other job which is way cooler [...]
YOU HAVE TO TURN IT UP PRETTY LOUD, THOUGH. SOMETIMES RADIO STATIONS DON’T BOTHER MASTERING LIVE RECORDINGS (BECAUSE IT IS HARD AND EXPENSIVE).
Hi, everyone! Sorry about the blogging efforts recently – I’m trying to adjust to the 9-5/12-8/3.30am-11 life and Goss was trying to adjust to a Thai mac last night and neither of us were really worrying that much about the actual content of what we were posting.
Actually, I just had a look at our front [...]
THE OTHER DAY I DID A BACKSIDE 180 OVER A SMALL MAORI CHILD
I just typed in “I need to write a blog and I don’t know what to write about” into google images, and this is the first image it returned.
FUCK THE PEOPLE WHO STAND TOO CLOSE TO THE FUCKING MOUTH THINGY