MAYBE IT WON’T BE A WART BUT IT WON’T BE VERY GOOD.
No blog today because I’m fucking mad. If you’d rather have a robot face than tits as the sleep500 favicon icon thing then say so in the comments. If you prefer tits say so as well. No comments means I make some other icon and put it up (it will be a wart).
FUCK YOU – YOU LOOK LIKE A BRICK HIT YOUR MOTHER WHILE YOU WERE IN HER WOMB. ALSO YOU ARE AS SMART AS A BRICK BUT YOU ARE MUCH LESS USEFUL.
Yesterday when I turned up to work everyone was all,”OMG ZACH – WHAT TIME ARE YOU MEANT TO START???? OMG WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO RING YOU BUT WE DON’T HAVE YOUR NUMBER BECAUSE IT’S IN THE MANAGER’S OFFICE AND IT IS LOCKED BECAUSE OF THE WEEKEND AND OMG WE THOUGHT YOU WERE MEANT TO BE [...]
MAN, THAT IS SO RAD! I WONDER IF ANYONE ON FREECYCLE HAS A C64 – THEY HAD BETTER!
I saw this a while ago on the Internets but I must have been asleep or something because I didn’t blog it. Now a bunch of other people have and I’m blog jealous. WHAT A SHITTY QUALITY IMAGE – I KNOW BUT FUUUUUUUUUUUUU I WANT ONE OF THESE. If you wanted to sleep with me [...]
SEARCHING GOOGLE FOR “PIXEL BOOBS” AND “8 BIT BOOBS” AND “16 BIT BOOBS” WASN’T REALLY THAT HELPUL. I ENDED UP JUST GUESSING WHAT TITS LOOK LIKE BECAUSE I’VE NEV
Ok, everyone. I’m fucking sick of it. Please remember that if you are using PLURALS to use the word ARE. I would give a more technical explanation of this but they don’t teach grammar at high school in New Zealand and at University they expect you to already know about grammar. That is all. P.S. [...]
LAST NIGHT I WAS FEELING CRAZY THEN I FOUND THIS AND HER LIVEJOURNAL AND THEN I FELT A LOT LESS CRAZY AND NOW I’M SHARING IT WITH YOU GUYS AND GIRLS.
Every so often I do something that I regret for a long time afterwards. One day I read this comic by (I believe) Kago Shintaro which was a drawn photo diary of blowjobs this dude receives and he starts mutilating the chicks and fucking dead people and shit and at the end he cuts his [...]
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU FUCKERS TRY TO MAKE IT LOOK ALL ARTY – STOP WASTING MY TIME AND BANDWIDTH.
A SHORT NOTE TO ALL PORN-SITE OPERATORS: NAKED GIRLS WITH GUNS ARE NOT SEXY. I PREFER MY NAKED GIRLS TO BE COVERED IN PLAY-DOH AND ASKING ME TO SIGN OFF ON THEIR PAYSLIPS.
A DISCOURSE ON CHOOSING THE BEST BROWSER FOR YOUR SLEEP500 PLEASURE
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
WTF, I WANT THE GANG-BANGING, HUSTLING LIL WAYNE BACK. FUCK THIS AUTO-TUNE POP-PUNK SHIT. FUCK YOU, LIL WAYNE.
[VERSE 1:] I loved her fancy underwear I sit behind her every year waiting for the chance to get to tell her Im the one she should be with shes popular with all the guys so innocent in my eye I could see her in my life she wouldve had the perfect sweet man but [...]
BUT IT SEEMS THAT MOST PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP WITH EACH OTHER APART FROM THE CRABBY OLD LADIES THAT TELL ME TO GET MY HAIR CUT/NOT WEAR JEANS/ETC
Well, I am no longer a member of that exclusive elite known as the Unemployment Benefitees. This marks the end of a pretty boring era in which I stayed at home and played Internet/Linux/NetHack/Blogging/Apply for five jobs on the internet every Friday before I ring WINZ to tell them about it. I got a job [...]