BACKSTAGE BATHROOM SEX

Recently I came across these stickers from the clothing brand Insight. I am unsure why there are not plenty of other FUCKING AWESOME instances of advertising such as this, don’t lots of people do BComs? Don’t you need a BCom to have any idea about what people like? Should I be doing a BCom rather [...]

I DON’T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS. IF IT GOES WELL, I GUESS IT’S SOME WEB 2.0 GOODNESS. IF IT DOESN’T, IT’S JUST ANOTHER FAILURE IN THE LONG LINE OF FAILURES.

Yo, ok! I’ve added a little box to the sidebar called, “Google Friend Connect”. It is part of Google’s attempts to render all social networking sites redundant or something. I am going to use it as something that the blogger.com kids can sign up to just like blogger.com blogs have the “follow” link. I’ll try [...]

IN WHICH I TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT A SERVICE THAT IS PROBABLY OF SOME KIND OF USE TO YOU. GET BLOGGING.

Ok, heaps of you kids have blogs because you read blogs and think, “This isn’t hard at all – all this guy does is take screen shots and say nasty things about them.” But once you have a blog you realise that if no one reads it, writing something new everyday is basically just masturbating. [...]

AND THUS CONCLUDES ME POSTING SCREEN SHOTS OF MY FCKBK INBOX. IT’S BEEN REAL.

Guys, I know I do this pretty often, but this is the last one, I promise – please don’t all abandon ship and leave us paying hosting for no reason.

ALTHOUGH HAVING A BUNCH OF TRANSPARENT WINDOWS ON TOP OF EACH OTHER THAT ARE JUST RUNNING SHELLS IS KIND OF RETARDED, THIS GUY IS ON TO SOMETHING.

IT’S TIME TO GET GEEKING: (oh no, did I just embed an image that was only text?)

DID YOU KIDS KNOW THAT YOU CAN EMAIL THE PRESS STRAIGHT AFTER YOU READ SOMEONE’S LETTER WHILE YOU ARE STILL RAGING AND THEY PUBLISH IT THE NEXT DAY?

[PART FOUR] IT’S TIME TO TAKE THOSE BROWSER-BASED SERVICES YOU USE AND MAKE THEM WORK IN LITTLE PROGRAMMES SO YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH YOUR LIFE/COMPUTER.

As far as I can tell, you kiddies use the Internet for reading blogs, writing blogs, checking your email and fckbk. A big part of this Internettage involves you talking to one another on various chat platforms. I guess not very many people use things like MSN or AIM anymore because your favourite web-based applications [...]

IN WHICH I POST COMMENTARY ON THE HUMAN CONDITION DISGUISED AS MORE TROLLING (SO SNEAKY).

Grammar aside, am I the fckbk rapist? I hope so. Sorry if I put you on this blog and you don’t like it.

I GUESS IT’S PRETTY HARD TO CONTEND WITH THE INTERNET FOR THAT KIND OF THING. NOT MUCH OF THE INTERNET HAS “BROADCASTING STANDARDS” (WELL, NOT THE GOOD PARTS)

So tonight I decided to eat my dinner in front of whatever was on the television and I figured out why everyone likes TV so much:

OH MAN IT WAS SOOOO EXCITING! WHEN THAT TELEPORT TRAP HAPPENED I WAS LIKE, “OHFUCKNO” AND THEN A PACK OF GREY ELVES RAPED MY ASS ON MY WAY BACK DOWN. GRRRRRRRRR

Do I even need to say anything? (I got to level 21! Yay! P.S. fuck you, teleport trap.)