I love “freedom of speech.” This is why I give you guys ways to flame me anonymously in the sidebar and the comment feature on each article. I love 4chan – although I accept it as the worst place on the internet, I believe it is a great forum for discussion of esoteric topics in [...]
Zach’s Banger recorded straight from SOX off the command line = so fucking legit GUYS CHECK IT OUT! I WROTE A FUCKING BANGER!!! EDIT: This is a 300kb mp3 file so it’s not going to rape your bandwidth or anything. Download it, come on, you know you sort of want to. EDIT #2: Here is [...]
sleep500 educates the youth of today in the hopes that they will be ten times more fashionable/hip/automatic/supersonic/hypnotic/funky/fresh with the: OFFICIAL SLEEP500 HEADBAND POST. Re: Blag From: Zach Katie, please post a blog with photos of how to make a headband out of a bracelet. Call it the “Official sleep500 Headband Post.” Thank you in advance, [...]
I want to start a band where everything is really noisy and everyone just makes out with each other onstage so when DJs ask, “Why did you start the band?” I can say: “I wanted to make out with more girls and now I’m in a band with three of them.”
Oh man, I don’t know if any of you have been to Milan but holy fuck that place is crazy. For every flaccid, saggy boob in the UK there are about three drop-dead girls who make NZ’s Next Top Model finalists look like morgue attendants. We played this club where they charged everyone €20 before [...]
Alright – so tonight is our last night in Brighton. If you’ve never been there before, the UK is a very expensive place that seems to be full of girls with big, floppy tits. Eating here is pretty expensive but we found this one place on Preston St that is run by a gang or [...]
Because Zach is off being a ~MUSICAL GENIUS~ and buying clothes that fit into whatever style replaced nu rave, he is incapable of blogging and asked me to do it for a bit. For God knows what reason. Probably because I understand that KEFFIYEHS ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH HOLY SHIT STOP FUCKING WEARING [...]
Standby while I break this site for a while. EDIT: I tried and failed at this. Perhaps I will read up on whoever created this skin and the abomination of a stylesheet.