I WONDER WHAT SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE SHE BROWSING ON THAT COMPUTER? I’M SO KEEN, BRO – I BET SHE HATES FCKBK AS WELL!!!
Dear Girls, I you don’t look like the above I don’t think I’m going to bother anymore. Yours, Zach.
just want 2 save the ‘blogosphere’.
Sick of people blogging like popular blog HIPSTER RUNOFF, ‘a blog worth blogging about’. Feel it makes blogging ‘less authentic’ Wish y’all would be more zany on ur own terms <3 u sleep500 h8 u bros posing as altbros when rly ur just regular bros miss u carles [via the sleep 500s] Bonus Lookbook.nu Poetry [...]
I CALLED MY CHARACTER “ROB DONEY”. IT MAKES ME HAPPY TO THINK THAT MY DAD WILL BE RECOVERING THE WATER SYSTEM CHIP THAT VAULT 13 SO DESPERATELY NEEDS.
So… While we wait around for something to happen with our hosting and domain I guess this site is still working (I guess that means we’re still paying our old hosting some kind of money) so I guess that means I can blog! Things I have achieved recently: Installed a download manager thing called Aria [...]
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
HEY EVERYONE WE JUST BOUGHT NEW HOSTING AND WE ARE WAITING FOR THIS HOSTING TO CHANGE OUR DOMAIN NAME REGISTRATION OVER TO OUR NEW HOSTS. WHILE THIS IS HAPPENING WE ARE MIGRATING TO OUR NEW SERVERS. SORRY FOR BEING SHITTY BLOGGERS.
I ASKED MY FRIEND’S DAD WHAT HE THOUGHT OF FEMINIST LITERATURE AND AFTER SAYING “DYKES” ABOUT FIFTY TIMES HE DREW ME THIS IMAGE:
Smart, Sexy: SLEEP500
I GUESS YOU CAN BASICALLY IGNORE ALL EMOTION ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE YOU CAN JUST TURN OFF THE IMAGES OR WHATEVER BUT TELEVISION IS ALL
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YOU COULD USE THE COMMENT FEATURE IN THE SIDEBAR – OH NO, WAIT! I DELETED THAT SHIT!
Alright, you know how certain volumes and shit have names to make them easier to say? 250ml is a cup; 125ml is half-a-cup; 1000ml is a litre etc? Ok, so what is the term for 1125ml, the volume of a bottle of spirits? Because Katherine Mansfield wrote that a writer’s job was “not so much [...]
ACTUALLY I DIDN’T EVEN GET UP TO THE METAPHOR STAGE. I JUST LOOKED AT THE THREE SENTENCES I’D WRITTEN AND REACHED FOR THE “dG” KEY COMBINATION.
I just ate steak and chips and I was going to write a big, manly blog to go with my meal but I ran out of metaphors for sexual repression so I decided to write one long sentence instead of three or four long paragraphs and throw an image from the internet in there for [...]
AT LEAST THOSE PEOPLE HAVE MAD PHOTOSHOP SKILLZ, I GUESS. I’VE ONLY GOT SICK LINUX TRICKS (LIE) AND NONE OF YOU CARE ABOUT LINUX.
Dear “Hipster Run-off,” When I read your blog for a month or so I thought it was really funny. Now I don’t. Yours, Zach.
IN WHICH I MEANDER THROUGH A VAGUE IDEA ABOUT NOT HOW I DON’T LIKE RUNNING. YOU’RE ACTUALLY PRETTY LUCKY, THE FIRST TIME I WROTE THIS IT WAS WAY LONGER (BORING)
Alright, everyone. I am tired of the concept of “exercise” as it exists at this present point in time. Namely, I don’t like it that people think it is normal and good to especially put aside time in a day to run/gym/push-ups or whatever. This is fucking lamer. In other news: This is comic where [...]