Must blog before I pass out or before I lose the ability to construct a coherent sentence, actually – fuck it. I’m going to blog this as an audio file. NON – save that for another day. Watch this: EDIT: Apparently HRO (the real HRO – not those blogspot.com versions of it) blogged about this [...]
By now all of us are sick to varying degrees. I have a head cold which, in Melbourne, translates to OMG YOU HAVE FULL-BLOWN PIG AIDS. The moment we arrive in Christchurch we’ll be set upon by hounds in those white mask things and taken to a terile facility where everyone wears yellow hazmat suits [...]
So I’ve been seeing a heap of girls wearing leggings for pants which I don’t like that much because it looks kind of retarded but I also do kind of like because they seem to be that much closer to being naked and after a couple of weeks of touring you get this big hormone [...]
We go together over the green and brown rise toward the bubbling river. The stones there are smooth and hand-sized. Feeling the pleasant weight of the rock, I trail my other hand in the water. After a moment of this I tire and you help me up from my stony couch, bustling me toward a [...]
This just in: ["Wonderwall" lyrics] “Wonderwall” = dental dam Thank you for reading my presentation.
This is Australia. One thing you will notice is that there is no Internet access anywhere. That is why I haven’t updated in aaaaaaages – but don’t worry! I’m thinking of something really funny to write about! So funny!