About three minutes ago I was consumed with rage because I was looking in the bag I packed once at 2.30am and again at 12.10pm and I could only find one half of the pair of gloves that I prefer to compute in (the fingerless kind): “Fuck this. I fucking guess I’ll have to wear [...]
I work with many Chinese peeps and I get to sit in the staffroom and listen to four or five kids speak Mandarin to one another whilst I force hash-brown/bacon/bbq sauce toasted sandwich into my face at six-thirty or seven. The language barrier doesn’t really bother me because those kids are probably raging about their [...]
Are you bored with grunge whining about being a child of divorce? Are you bored with bloghouse constantly trying to sound like Daft Punk? Are you bored with hip hop objectifying women so that it’s no longer ironically funny and is actually making you voice vague feminist opinions? Are you bored with Morrissey because he’s [...]
I just had a lovely shower that I shared with my least favourite household friend, the spider. All was fine until I noticed the spider, then I was a) worried that the spider might die (I hate when bugs needlessly die) and b) scared that the spider would touch me or something – fuck, man. [...]
My first appearance in the world of sleep500 was when Zach was trying to figure out what geek chic was and why it existed and why it was built on horrible lies. It was kind of like I was being ushered in for a bigger role even then, like Amy in season three of Buffy [...]
Sorry I guys I was meant to spend a good hour thinking about something really interesting to write about but then I started playing a text-based Discworld MUD/MMORPG and now I don’t know if I’ll ever be ready to blog again. I have some more thoughts relating to the virtual reality business essay so I [...]
Just to clarify a point from the first essay: I do not mean to propose anything about the actual name of the VR product. “Realise” is what I believe companies will call the process of virtualisation for the reasons I have already laid out. For now instead of referring to the ubiquitous “companies” I am [...]
The chick who sent this to me said: “You don’t have black people in NZ so you need to watch this.”
The message of the future is: “Realise Your Dreams.”
I still go to school ’cause I suck and I’m seventeen and if you saw me on the street you’d think, “LITTLE HIGH SCHOOL BITCH.” Unless you’re my bus driver today and you think, “you look vulnerable, I’ll make you pay for an adult bus fare even though it means you can’t buy $1 soup [...]