I am in the middle of a really, really ambitious blog but I’m up against LSDJ right now and I can’t post the text without the music or I’ve just wasted the better part of an afternoon. Hopefully I can get it up before Wednesday (which is my Saturday) but if not I guess I’ll [...]
At my job as a coffee whore we usually ask people if they want sugars in their coffee because when I put a sugar in a coffee I throw the rubbish in the bin. Not many people have figured out that the hole with rubbish in it is a bin (either that or they think it’s a “special” bin or something) and they generally leave their milky shit all over the bench where I can’t see it.
Reasons I worry about the youth of today #1: The children’s film Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs is presented as historically accurate. WHAT THE SHIT? DINOSAURS AFTER SABRE-TOOTH TIGERS? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING WITH.
Ok, I know you guys have been going CRAZY for the zoo blog in the comments but I haven’t had the time to sit down for a good two hours and really write something worth posting on the Internet about it. Instead I’ve been playing mad Quake III LANs and not sleeping. Anyway, today I [...]
Today I played the shittest flash game in the world for more than an hour which I only realised when the game printed this little “Achievement Unlocked!” thing which read
Played for 60 minutes!
This depressed so profoundly that I actually had to get up and leave the Internet for a while.
Fuck you, ANZ. Today I went into a main branch of ANZ to change the limit on my “Pay Anyone” transfers; I spent luda amount of monies on a video camera, and need to pay some dude up in Auckland more than my limit of $1000. This is an account of my interactions with ANZ [...]
I remember when those ads about asking your kids how their day at school went or helping them eat a meal that wasn’t retarded starting broadcasting on TV and some parents were all, “THIS IS AN OUTRAGE – HOW DARE THE GOVERNMENT TELL US HOW TO PARENT OUR CHILDREN!!!!!1″
Sorry everyone, I’ve been working early again and I am not feeling up to writing the massive update on the zoo and my plans for the bored animals. This is an image with no sexual connotation whatsoever:
If you haven’t given up on sleep500 completely, you’d have noticed that over the past week or couple of days or whatever that this site has been more of a useless, piece of shit that normal. This was because we had just changed over our hosting and we were attempting to migrate from Nucleus CMS 3.33 to Wordpress 2.8.
Alright. We have switched Nucleus for Wordpress in the hope it will make life easier and more exciting. So far not much of the process has been easy, but it has been pretty fun…