IF I SEE THAT CAT ONE MORE TIME

If I don’t leave the house for a while, I’m busy cat-trapping. TRAP THE PESKY CAT RIGHT HERE, PLAY NOWWWW Sorry, I know you guys have more important things to do than play this game.

I WAS JUST HANGING OUT BUILDING SOME PEASANTS TO FARM FOR ME AND SUDDENLY WHAT THE FUCK HERE COMES A FUCKING ARMY – GO GET ‘EM, ONE MILITIA DUDE.

Yesterday I did the geekiest thing I have probably ever done in my life and I got my ass kicked doing it. We played a LAN of AOE2: Age of Kings and it turns out that my friends are waaaaay fucking better at RTSes than I am – especially Sam. Fuck you, Sam. Next time [...]