I GUESS THAT BEING AN ARTIST MAKES IT EASY TO DRAW A BANGER OF A FAVICON BUT NOT CARE ABOUT RSS? I NEED TO GO INTO BUSINESS OR SOMETHING.

Dear Webcomic Authors: It annoys me when you guys put sites together that either have an RSS feed that doesn’t update properly (Kate Beaton) or one that has no RSS feed at all (Ryan Pequin). Yours, Zach.

IN THIS ONE BIT I HAD NO AMMUNITION FOR ANY OF MY GUNS AND I HAD TO RUN PAST A BLACK HEADCRAB THING AND A BLACK HEADCRAB ZOMBIE. I NEARLY DIED (IRL). <3 MY FRIENDS FOR BEING THERE WITH ME.

Tonight was a night I got drunk and made people watch me play Ravenholm because Ravenholm is too scary to be played on one’s own then I got carried away and played HL2 for another whole hour or so but it was super fun and I think this is a game that I will actually [...]

TODAY’S POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY “SIGH,” “RAGE” AND “POORLY EXECUTED.”

Fuck the lady who confiscated my laptop at work today. Fuck some book called Mr Nice that may have been good except for the constant mention of “marijuana” and poor writing skillz. Fuck the ten minute walk to my car. Fuck the shitty battery in my fucking old mp3 player. Fuck all of the fucking [...]

NOT PICTURED: THE TWO OTHER TVS THAT WE ACTUALLY USE. I WAS GOING TO INSET THEM LIKE HIGH SCHOOL PHOTOS BUT DUE TO THE MAD DEADLINES WE RUN AROUND HERE I DIDN’T GET TIME.

I doubt any failed rapper could fit this many screens in a car. The thing about those CRT screens is they have heaps of glass in the front of them and I’m pretty sure suckers will pay mad $$$ for ice so basically: Crappy CRT screens = This is good because I need new ways [...]

I GOT A HAIRCUT TODAY AND THE LADY OFFERED ME ABOUT A MILLION THINGS TO DO BUT ALL I WANTED WAS FOR HER TO CUT MY HAIR.

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi. LOOK! A HEADER! UP THERE ↑ I DIDN’T MAKE ALL OF IT BUT THAT DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE IT’S THE INTERENTZ. man I am shit at blogging at the moment.

THANKS, BEN, FOR PUTTING THAT CRT MONITOR IN MY BED SO UPON ENTERING MY ROOM I WAS LIKE, “WHAT THE SHIT? THE CAT HAS SUDDENLY GROWN A GIANT TUMOUR!”

As part of the multitude of voices sounding out about current affairs I’d like to weigh in on why the fuck my ad blocker isn’t working anymore. This sucks. I basically gave up television because I lost the ability to filter out advertising – likewise radio – in favour of the Internet where you can [...]

LITTLE NOTES THAT INCLUDE CREDIT CARD NUMBERS AND ESTIMATED DATES OF BIRTH

HAVE YOU KIDS SEEN THIS SHIT? I challenge you to find anything funnier on the internet posted today. Grammar aside, how funny is this as a pull quote? All of this [hacking] had been done within 30-40 minutes. Could of been faster if I didn’t stop to laugh so much. Yesterday some lady laughed at [...]

THEIR “BASS” IS A COMMODORE 64 THROUGH A METALZONE DISTORTION PEDAL OR SOMETHING. CAN’T WAIT UNTIL THEIR ACTUAL SITE IS BACK UP.

Here is some chipmusic that isn’t all chip that kids who like all that noisy pop stuff will probably like. Treewave are a band who used to have a sweet site made from ASCII but now only have the files that make up the 10″ vinyl release that this song comes from. You can go [...]

WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT? WHAT ARE THE SPECIFICS OF THE CONVERSATION? I’VE GOT TO CLICK ON THAT LINK THARRRRRRRRRRRR

Subnormality is one of the infrequently(ish) updated comics that is nice to have in your RSS aggregator. Reading a whole bunch of it at once can be a bit depressing – you’ll get why when you start – but this post here is one of her best and also one of the best comics I’ve [...]

ON A SIDE NOTE, FAR OUT DO I MAKE COFFEE FAST WHEN I KNOW MY FIFTEEN FREE MINUTES ARE RUNNING OUT.

I’ve been listening to a heap of chipmusic recently and getting 1337 at NetHack (110163 no shit) and True Chip Till Death blogged Covox’s latest release, Infiltrator. This is some pretty legit and listenable chipmusic, right here. Listen to this if you like dance music. SHORTY K, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU: [Audio clip: view [...]