ALTHOUGH THEIR SITE LOOKS A BIT “CORRODED IRON” FOR ME AND IT IS LACKING AN RSS FEED IF THEY CONTINUE TO POST BANGERS LIKE THIS I’MA KEEN MORE.

A how-to on DIY crime fighting presented by Donovan from Butteryass Mondays on the Berrics.

THIS IS MY FULL AND COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF FREUDIAN PSYCHOANALYTIC THEORY.

NORMALLY WHEN PEOPLE HERMIT THEMSELVES UP IN THE CAFE I NOTICE THEM GLARING AT ME ABOUT THE MUSIC BUT THIS GUY WAS A NINJA OR SOME SHIT. HE WAS THERE FOR AN HOUR!!!

Now I remember why I go to work!

You know what it’s like when you read about spiders and suddenly you can feel spiders crawling all over you…

Do you kids… … feel emotionally vulnerable? find something happens and then it just ruins your whole day? have mood swings or get very angry, but then can’t remember why you were so worked up? Have you kids… … ever tried to cut yourselves? burn yourselves? pushed pins into your bodies? ever done something dangerous [...]

DO YOU KIDS…

… HAVE CONNECTIONS IN THE FABRIC PRINTING INDUSTRY? HELLO READERS THAT HOPEFULLY HAVEN’T ABANDONED US DURING THE INTERNET FAMINE OF AUGUST 2009! I WANT ONE OF THESE: BUT OF THIS GIRL: Stores, quotes, queries etc can be emailed to me. Thanks, everyone.

I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE THAT IMAGE HAS VERY LITTLE (READ: NOTHING) TO DO WITH THIS POST BUT I COULDN’T FIND A SUITABLE PICTURE OF THEIR DUMB, LIGHT BLUE UNIFORMS ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET (GOOGLE).

Dear Zealous Security Guard, It is enough for you to know that I possess a security pass as I do not believe it necessary for me to display it at all times on my outer garment so I can sit here and watch people walk to the toilet. Yours, Zach. P.S. In future, please leave [...]

EVERYTHING IS IN MY CAR THAT CAN’T LOCK. I EVEN BACKED UP THE SLEEP500 MYSQL DATABASE AND PUT IT IN THERE JUST SO I HAVE ONE MORE SEMI-PRECIOUS THING TO LOSE FOREVER.

Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi! Goss and I have just moved into a new flat and there is no internet connection there yet. I should really stay here and think until I can get a blog out but I don’t have a fluffer handy and I don’t feel like doing that kind of [...]