IN WHICH I HAVE BLOGGING ISSUES THAT AREN’T DIRECTLY RELATED TO A MEAGRE CREATIVE OUTPUT
This is mostly a test post because the post I just wrote didn’t manage to display on the index page, it went straight to the archives but went to RSS with no problems.
YIELD YOUR SECRETS!!!!
“BEER.” “YEAH RIGHT.” “EQUAL RIGHTS FOR WOMEN” “YEAH RIGHT.” “WE SUPPORT IMMIGRATION” “YEAH RIGHT.” “THE COMMA MISSING FROM THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE” “YEAH RIGHT.” “WE’RE NOT THE PROBLEM” “YEAH RIGHT.”
Yesterday I was in Wellington and I came across some kind of bus shelter advertisement that someone had sprayed “Ads make the city pretty” over. This is great, but this isn’t the best possible solution to advertising.
With the simple addition of a blacklight blub to the floodlights most big billboards have on them for [...]
IN THE ON GOING SAGA TO PROMOTE CHRISTCHURCH TO THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY IN A BID TO SHOW EVERYONE HOW AWESOME IT IS / DON’T MOVE HERE BECAUSE THIS TOWN AIN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR YOUR BLOG AND MY BLOG.
The gang economy in Christchurch operates, as most (read: all) things in Christchurch operate, in a racially segregated manner. Christchurch is divided into three “races”: White trash, brown kids and non-specific Asian (because people in Christchurch can’t tell the difference anyway). Sticking closely to their respective stereotypes (this is the norm for Christchurch) the gangs [...]
THE FINAL BOSS OF THE VOMIT REALM IS SOME BEHEMOTH WHO CAN ONLY BE DEFEATED BY DROWNING HER IN HER OWN VOMIT. I DON’T KNOW WHY SHE IS A GIRL, MAYBE SHE IS FROM MY PAST.
The other night I went for a little jaunt around the house and for some reason everything smelled like vomit. I guessed I’d entered into the mystical vomit realm and the sole purpose of my existence, up to this point, had been to prepare for the vomit trials.
This all sounded fairly realistic to me. The [...]
ANNOYING FRENCH GUY ANNOYING FRENCH GUY ANNOYING FRENCH GUY ANNOYING FRENCH GUY ANNOYING FRENCH GUY ANNOYING FRENCH GUY ANNOYING FRENCH GUY (NOT RACIST)
For some reason when I google “annoying french guy” I get a bunch of mostly unrelated shit and a skeleton having sex with some babe down the bottom, there. HELLO GOOGLE PLZ PUT THIS UP THE TOP, THANX.
THE GIVEAWAY IS “WASTING.” YEAH SO I MIGHT POST A REAL BLOG TODAY BUT MAYBE I’LL JUST LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL NEW HEADER FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS INSTEAD. YEAH.
THIS MARRIEDTOTHESEA.COM COMIC IS ABOUT NETHACK:
EVEN IF YOU DON’T HAVE A 1280 SCREEN YOU CAN RESIZE THIS UPWARDS FOR ANY 16:10 RATIO AND IT WILL STILL LOOK BANGING. IN FACT, I’LL DO IT NOW FOR YOU AND PUT IT IN THE BLOG.
Here is a background I made for all of you with 1280×800 laptops! I made sure i got some sweeter jpg artifacts in the mix because they fit with the art style. I think this is similar to some of Mark Braunias’ work.
EDIT: I actually made this for Michelle but I’ve posted it like I [...]
chances of me going back to the nethack website within the hour are probably quite high and this chills me to the bone.
Currently I am ill and in my delirium I did a terrible thing.
I went to the NetHack website.
BUT I NIPPED IT IN THE BUD. I WILL NOT SUCCUMB. I WILL NOT CONFORM TO WHAT SLEEP500 EXPECTS OF ME.
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Yeah, so, this is a blog cop-out. It’s not really my fault though, I currently have [...]
THERE IS THIS REALLY GOOD NEDROID.COM COMIC ABOUT THIS BUT THEY DON’T HAVE AN ARCHIVING SYSTEM OR A SEARCH FUNCTION SO FUCK THAT, NO IMAGES FOR THIS POST (YESSS)
Lists and timetables are a way of segmenting the time you have on this earth into little blocks of directed attention where one completes prescribed activity. I don’t get this. What is the point of organising your time into activities? You are already a product of your past self, why take the next step and [...]