I WAS SO NERVOUS THAT I NEARLY VOMITED THE BREAKFAST TO WHICH THEY’D INVITED ME.

Hi hi hi hi last Monday I gave a speech at the teacher only day of my old primary school about learning. One of the points of the speech that I struggled to articulate was that the creative and the academic are the same thing. Someone asked me when I thought the distinction between the [...]

I WISH WISH WISH THAT BRAIN HAD SUCCEEDED. I WISH THIS JUST AS HARD AS I WISH THE “TERRORISTS” IN RAINBOW SIX HAD TAKEN THE WORLD BACK TO CAVEMAN DAYS.

Current intra-cranial trends indicate that evil overlord/mastermind figures are coming back into vogue. As a market leader here are my lastest ideas for taking over the world: a) Subvert language. b) Buy Google. c) Form evil genius think-tank/literature group. d) Convert youth by diverting course of curriculum.