Well here I am to save the day and share some porn.
I like Lady Gaga. She writes her own music about loving dixxx and designs her own clothes to show her bits.
I’m sort of wondering if she’s been going a bit far for attention lately?
Is flashing your tamp string the new flashing your vag?
How about [...]
Yesterday T’Nealle, James, Charlie and I spent the better part of nine hours in what is basically a holding area for bad kids at Los Angeles International airport. I learned some important things:
Never get a visa for the United States. Never. Just fill out one of the green slip things and tell them you’re here [...]
So I was talking to Goss today about cash monies and we came up with a sweeter plan.
Get laid ⇒ get aids ⇒ get the sickness benefit ⇒ get paid.
AIDs = $$$
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Can’t sleep can’t sleep can’t sleep right now but I have a proposition for you:
I’m going away – does any body want my job?
It’s at the airport which is ages away from Mt Pleasant so you rich fucks need not apply. I whine about the early shifts because they fucking suxxor but the HR said [...]