CAN’T QUITE REMEMBER WHERE THIS CAME FROM, LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF DOWNLOAD SITE. I CONSIDER THIS TO BE A TYPICAL REPRESENTATION OF MOST INTERNETEES’ INTERESTS.
Never forget, this is what the internet was invented for:
YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL FROM THE THUMBNAIL / PREVIEW THING – WHAT IS THAT EVEN CALLED? WHAT IS THE NAME FOR THE IMAGE THAT SHOWS UP ON A FLASH VIDEO WHEN THE VIDEO ISN’T PLAYING?
Are any of you guys tired of porn? If so, try this one out: Thought you’d like it.
IN WHICH I DISCOVER I AM A JEWISH VEGETARIAN WITH A TOOTHPASTE-BUKKAKE FETISH
This morning I was feeling particularly happy about being home so I went down to the butchers and bought a kilo of their Award Winning streaky bacon and the other ingredients essential to an English Breakfast. Anyway, the food part isn’t that exciting. After cleaning up with Dove I got down to chilling on the [...]
BASICALLY THE SAME POST AS YESTERDAY BUT A BIT BETTER. KIND OF SHOULD’VE JUST UPDATED YESTERDAY’S POST BUT WHATEVS
Ok, for some reason I forgot to put this image on yesterday’s blog: Perhaps it’s because I am retarded.
I FEEL SICK. WHEN ARE PROMOTERS GOING TO REALISE THAT IT DOESN’T WORK WHEN THE CROWD’S AVERAGE AGE IS 35?
Sheridan Foxxx is blogging our tour here! He is doing a really good job, too. Our tour is about to end but he’s blogging it from when he jumped on board with us. Getting to relive Charlie drying himself with toilet paper was a good time and I think the “making toothpaste” euphemism blog is [...]
IN WHICH I SHOWCASE A CERTAINLY WORTHWHILE HYGIENIC ENDEAVOUR FOLLOWED BY A CERTAINLY WORTHWHILE MUSICAL SHOWCASE
Dear Shower at Ponyhof, For whatever reason the German winter hasn’t been the stalactite-encrusted Shiva that it was last year but you reminded me of the good old days. Thank you for not even bothering to attach your nozzle to the wall. Blasting myself with the glacial stream was fucking horrible and every time I [...]
JAMES JUST HIT ME FUCK YOU; YOU FUCKING BITCH
The other day I saw some dumb slut wearing these fucking abominations. It was just after weäd spent two hours at the Holocaust memorial in Berlin and I was so angry that I forgot all about being morose or anything.
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TEN GIRLS WHO WILL DUMP YOU ON TOUR