5 Reasons Why Pharmaceutical Companies Are Scum: They don’t actually give a fuck about sick people; they only fund studies to support and publicize their products; they misrepresent findings/statistics from said studies; they pay doctors to prescribe their drugs; they promote specialised solutions over general ones (their drug instead of a balanced diet, regular exercise [...]
6 Reasons Why Working Is Better Than Being On The Dole: Working motivates you to pursue some that doesn’t feel like work but earns money; not having to deal with the Department of Work & Income; not doing anything demotivates you and makes you boring, bored and depresses; the dole doesn’t pay shit; you think [...]
7 Reasons Why Perfect Dark Is Better Than GoldenEye: Gameplay; multiplayer; missions; aliens; the Carrington Institute; Dark sims; disarming NPCs.
Today some lady caught me checking out on some other middle-aged lady. I guess she thought I was checking out on her ass but I was actually checking out on her shoes: Should’ve busted this on her: But anyway, I want to find these heels so bad. You guys might be able to help me [...]
8 Reasons Why It Is Important To Balance Listening To Other People With Listening To Yourself: Although people in general are terrible, individuals tend to be fairly interesting; no one likes an egotist/megalomaniac; only listening to yourself gives you an infated opinion of yourself and other people can help you put this in perspective; getting [...]
9 Reasons Imagination Is Awesome And Important: Fantasizing about sex when you’re at work/travelling/pretending to be reading/talking to someone; it makes reading books like discovering new worlds; you empathise with people to a larger degree; it helps with foresight; you can test out your crazy theories on yourself; you can drop someone into a mincer [...]
Last night I had a dream in which I was playing the new virtual reality GTA (as yet unreleased) and I raped a hooker. If it makes you feel better not only did I pull out, but I woke up before I could come.
I don’t care if it makes me a sadist but I love it when girls wear high heels. There are, of course, some simple guidelines to follow when choosing high heels for your next night out standing in line at Shooters. 1) Keep it simple: Just like a vanilla milkshake they need to be subtly [...]
10 Reasons Why Television Sucks: You can’t block advertising live; you have no control over the timetable; for any real choice you have to pay more; T.V. starts shitty trends like the one where cougars are sexy; is the drug of the (inter)nation; day time T.V.; Zumba; The Simpsons; T.V. personalities like that British guy [...]
11 Reasons Why Banning Small Breasts From Porno Is A Bad Idea: Context. More context. I like small boobs; it is a measure to censor imagination; it will encourage more breast ‘enhancement’ surgery; I bet it’s because old dudes fucking love big, floppy tits and who writes the rules? Old dudes, that’s who.; small dicks [...]