Today I invented something that I believe could do the world a great deal of good. It’s called “Bitch” and it’s a USB dongle thing that reminds your computer that you own every fucking atom of which it is composed. Now – on UNIX based systems you can just sudo or su in the shell [...]
So two or three days ago I bought a new computer. Things My New Computer Can Do That My Old One Can’t Stay on when unplugged for more than twenty minutes Things My New Computer Can’t Do That My Old One Can Run NetHack in the shell. Seriously – I can’t “install Rosetta” because I [...]
I haven’t blogged on sleep500 lately, mainly because I a) have been busy dealing with the traumatic experience that since December I was not on ‘school holidays’ but actually ‘the rest of my life’ and b) have been posting stuff on my Tumblr blog, which is less cool shit about blow jobs and more complaining [...]
The Best Thing About Blowjobs: Spit.
2 Reasons To Study Beauty: To achieve total enlightenment/nirvana; passes time.
This morning I spent $3000 of not-quite-my money. This evening I read this and nearly died laughing. I’m trying to share it everywhere so just bear with me.
3 Things To Pursue To Make The World A Better Place: Empathy; communication; literacy. P.S. I hate hippies.
4 Reasons Why Listening To Other People Talk About Their Sex Lives Is Like Listening To Them Talk About Their Dreams: It’s boring; the stories generally go on for way too long; it’s better on the Internet; you always feel like interrupting with, “This’d be better if you could show me.”