THIS IS MY FOUR-HUNDREDTH POST! AREN’T YOU HAPPY IT’S SO CONCEPTUAL? I THINK IT PORTRAYS THE DEVELOPMENT OF THIS BLOG REALLY INEFFECTUALLY.

Here we go: I wish I were Mothra smothered in peanut butter and jelly – Middle Class America Mothra – on an internet connexion self-bumping his 4chan posts until they bump up through the top of the site where the source says: <html><head> <meta HTTP-EQUIV=”content-type” CONTENT=”text/html; charset=UTF-8″> <meta name=”robots” content=”noarchive”/> Like Mario in the code [...]

DEAR GOOGLE, HOW DO I TURN OFF THIS LITTLE MESSAGE? IT’S NOT HELPFUL OR RELEVANT TO ME IT JUST MAKES ME RAGE.

HOW TO: OVERT FLATTERY FEATURING GENITALIAL AUTO-STIMULATION.

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, I USE THIS EMAIL ADDRESS FOR EVERYTHING (IMPORTANT).

THIS FLASH GAME WAS OK. MOSTLY YOU CLICK A BUTTON THEN WAIT.

AS REQUESTED, HERE IT IS: POKÉPUFF GIRLS!!!!!

Katie asked me to do this and thirty-five minutes later (I know), here it is: GET AN HTML5 BROWSER, SRSLY IT’S NOT EVEN HARD. Download.

       

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WHEN WE HIT THE STORM THE RAIN WAS SO HARD THAT I COULDN’T SEE PAST THE TAIL OF THE CAR IN FRONT OF ME BUT NO ONE WAS DRIVING SLOWER THAN 140.

At one point in the ~7 hour drive from Bad Aibling to Dusseldorf I realised my escalating stress was due to the excessive speed I’d been driving at for about four hours, the volume of the music and this wall of black cloud into which we were about to drive. But then today Sheridan drove [...]

FOR SOME REASON, THOUGH, BEING IN FULLSCREEN MAKES ME FEEL MORE OUT OF CONTROL WHEN THINGS START TO GO WRONG. BUT HEY, IT’S THE INTERNET. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

When Chrome came out I was happy because it is a browser that is by default, pretty slim up the top there with all of the navigation bits and tab bar stuff. I have a smallish laptop with a small resolution so it’s important to me that I use every pixel I have at my [...]

MY DAD LENT MY SISTER THIS BOOK AND WHEN SHE RETURNED IT, VIA ME, IT HAD MORPHED INTO AN OLDER EDITION. WEIRD, RIGHT?

Today I downloaded a .pdf ebook of Catch-22 by Joseph Heller that was in Comic Sans. Obviously that wasn’t good enough so I converted it to plain text and html-d it with pdftotext then styled it a bit. Catch-22 Hopefully this isn’t very illegal.