THE BEST “TAKE ME BACK” EMAILS I GET ARE FROM THE BEST GIRLFRIEND I NEVER HAD: THE INTERNET.

Dear itcreeps, Okay, I'm not good at this kind of thing, but I feel like I have to give it a try. So, here goes: I was hanging out the other night, listening to some old mp3s, and I was just overcome with memories of when we used to hang out all the time. Remember? [...]

REGURGITATED SHIT FROM BIG WEBSITES ON THE INTERNET THAT YOU MAY NOT HAVE SEEN BECAUSE YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT WEBCOMICS/COMICS/BECAUSE YOU HATE GOD

Not from Comics Alliance Suggested additional signs: GOD HATES UPDATING MORE THAN ONCE A WEEK GOD HATES THE MAN GOD HATES FAGS-ING AROUND GOD HATES THE OUTDATED, OUTMODED PRINT-COMICS INDUSTRY GOD HATES FANZINES Winner: GOD HATES HATERS

DO YOU KIDS…

… fucking love coke?

COUPLES: TRUST AND LOVE AND GOOD TIMES AND BAD TIMES AND CRIME FIGHTING AND CRIME COMMITTING AND MONEY MAKING AND BEING TOGETHER FOR EVER AND EVER

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I THOUGHT YOU GUYS KNEW BETTER THAN TO DRESS YOURSELF LIKE THE WINDOWS AT GLASSONS?

DEAR IDIOT-FUCKING GIRLS IN NEW ZEALAND, Knee-high socks are not to be worn with stockings underneath. I know fashionising.com think it’s ok to wear stockings underneath as layering to add “a whole new dimension to an outfit.” A whole new dimension of stupid, perhaps, but not a whole new dimension of good. I know that [...]

BUT YOU CAN FULLY BUY A BAGUETTE AND WALK AROUND WITH IT UNDER YOUR ARM

France is a beautiful place full of beautiful cities and countryside but cursed with crappy, congested, expensive roads where there there are two scenarios: A) You’re in some town/city and there are no parks, or B) You’re trying to drive somewhere and you have to pay a €26.40 toll and then you get pulled over [...]

FUTURNARI – ANOTHER UNLIKELY HERO. NO FRUITY-LOOPS ALLOWED. TAKE YOUR VSTS AND BITCRUSHERS AND FUCK RIGHT OFF.

Another Unlikely Hero is the debut release from Futurnari. Futurnari is a Christchurch-based chipmusician who composes, performs and records on native, 8-bit trackers. This DMG release is a 5-track EP in the vein of Zan-zan-zawa-veia and Alex Mauer. Download Another Unlikely Hero from Bandcamp. 8bitcollective profile/music. Chipmusic.org profile.

I WAS GOING TO OBSERVE PROPER BLOGGING PRACTICE AND INCLUDE A JUMP HERE, BUT FUCK THAT, I DON’T CARE HOW LONG THE FRONT PAGE IS.

Yeah, so anyway. Instead of being a Burberry model I really wanted Emma Watson to become one of two things: My wife or nah, probably just that.

HAVEN’T REALLY LISTENED TO MUCH JAZZ SINCE I LEFT JAZZ SCHOOL BUT THIS (AND THE ALBUM) IS PRETTY LEGIT