I WANT TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT PLAYING WITH MY NEW TOY BUT I ALREADY STAYED UP HALF THE NIGHT LISTENING TO STREET CHANT ):

I've been waiting a very long time for this: BeOS and Haiku, its open-sourced phoenix were the operating systems that got me excited about operating systems. This was back before I knew how to subscribe to a blog or anything. Back when I thought blogs were just online diaries. Anway, you can download the alpha [...]

FUTURNARI – RETROSPECTIVE FORWARD THINKING. DIGITIZED META-CREATION MYTHOLOGY.

While I've been away sleeping on floors and sitting in the van Futurnari has been further establishing himself in the chipmusic scene. Soon after Another Unlikely Hero was picked up by Bleep City comes Retrospective Forward Thinking. This five-track EP is a synthesis of Atari 2600 and DMG music with a couple of field recordings. [...]

THERE IS NO NEED TO JUSTIFY THIS. IT IS JUST A THING LIKE OXYGEN OR DISTANCE.

SHERIDAN IS APPLYING TO LIVE IN THAT MUSEUM FOR A MONTH

One of the questions is "List three of your least favourite hobbies (yours or others)" We came up with this hitlist: Complaining Sports Facebook HE'LL GET IN FOR SURE

ANOTHER BOOK REVIEW, YOU SAY? HERE IT IS – DON’T BOTHER READING THIS ONE, EITHER.

Nick Hornby's High Fidelity is a fairly sexist, mostly uninteresting story about being middle-aged and unmarried Rob gets dumped by his girlfriend and it makes him sad. It makes him think of all of the other girls who've dumped him over the years. He goes to find them for absolution. It makes him sad. Then [...]

RIGHT NOW MY LIFE CONSISTS OF SHITTY LITTLE BARS AND SITTING IN THE CAR READING. HERE IS A BOOK REVIEW:

Thinking of reading Aldous Huxley's Brave New World? Well, think again because it sucks. Synopsis: It's the future! (dur) No one is born anymore – they gestate in bottles or tubes or something! There are five castes! The lowest caste gets an impaired gestation to ensure impaired cerebral function! The highest caste doesn't! The other [...]

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