HOME BREW – TUESDAY (NEVER REMIX) I’VE REMIXED AND REMASTERED A HOME BREW SONG FOR YOUR NEXT PARTY.

So Home Brew’s Last Week EP is alright but I felt like there could be some improvements so I made them and here they are. The HTML5 player version is 128kb/s and the download version is 320kb/s for you faux-audiophiles out there. You’ll need an HTML5-compatible browser for this one. Home Brew – Tuesday (Never [...]

QUAKE RAPE – IN THE CLUB. NO ONE ELSE HAS A FLAT SO FULL OF CRAZY AWESOME BUT INSTEAD OF JUST BRAGGING ABOUT IT WE ARE DELIVERING HARD.

Although he hasn’t been so up with the blogging game recently, Goss has been utterly killing in on the other creative front. He was a significant contributor to the SLEEP500 Ultimate Party Playlist and he’s followed that up with an absolute banger. I present to you, another SLEEP500 exclusive, Quake Rape’s In The Club: You’ll [...]

DUNNO IF I’M GOING TO GO OUT TONIGHT. I THINK I’LL JUST STAY IN AND LISTEN TO HOMEBREW RAP ABOUT HAVING NO MONEY BUT STILL BEING ABLE TO BUY WEED AND BEER ALL OF THE TIME.

GO THERE AND DOWNLOAD IT AND PLAY IT NEXT TIME YOU’RE WITH YOUR FRIENDS GETTING ALL PROFOUND AND EXISTENTIAL.

OK, I sort of don’t know what to do with music that I write on my own so here goes: I’ve released a second Never mini-EP. This one isn’t chip, it’s mostly DAW-music with a bit of old synth (MS-10) and some funny out-of-tune steel drum that was at the pirate ship-come-pub in Cornwall. Anyway, [...]

YO, IF THIS WAS TUMBLR I’D JUST REBLOG IT AND WRITE A NOTE ABOUT IT BUT TUMBLR IS BORING AND NONE OF THE IMAGES FROM IT WILL LOAD ATM SO HERE IS SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT

So Lego Robot Comics got a cease and desist from Lego over the use of their name or something and he has moved to Plastic Brick Automaton which I am totally fine with. I laughed at this comic as hard as I laughed at Kevin’s Quest (there is a part two as well – check [...]

ALTHOUGH COMIC SANS IS LAME ETC I THINK THIS STYLE OF WEB DESIGN HAS SOME SERIOUS POTENTIAL IN THE ‘TENS

HERE IS ANOTHER IMPORTANT LIFE LESSON ABOUT GRAMMAR IT IS SUPER INTERESTING AND YOU GUYS SHOULD DEFS LINK IT EVERYWHERE

Dove sent me this auction because he is on the lookout for hardware but I read between the lines and I think it’s going to be worth it for an entirely different reason: The extras are apostrophes.

WTF I HAD ALL OF THESE GREAT, EXCITING AND DYNAMIC PROJECTS TO DO TODAY BUT INSTEAD I JUST FUCKED AROUND

HEY, GUYS! HEY! HEY, GUYS! I FOUND OUT WHY NEW ZEALAND’S INTERNET IS A BIG LOAD OF SHIT! (IT’S A HARDWARE THING)

If anyone has been wondering why the internet in New Zealand sucks and isn’t getting better, this is the reason: The Internet is physically stored on servers (most of which are in the U.S.A. Go here and search some sites for proof) and is distributed to our computers all around the world through these submarine [...]

TWO HUNDRED STONE COLD BANGERS FOR YOUR NEXT PARTY BROUGHT TO YOU BY SLEEP500 + JAMES FROM THE TRANSISTORS

James, Goss and I have compiled the greatest party playlist ever. Apologies for the mis-titled, misspelled bits but whatever. EDIT: I’m adding links. All of this stuff comes from the first page of google but here they are anyway. Two Hundred Party Bangers From SLEEP500 In Da Club – 50 Cent Sandstorm – Darude Boys [...]