A HEART-WARMING STORY ABOUT ONE MOUSE ON THE WAY UP AND DOWN, JUST LIKE ALL OF THOSE GANGSTER MOVIES.

Written by the writer of A Lesson Is Learned But The Damage Is Irreversible This is how I will deal with this mouse. A mouse is crawling between the wires beneath my computer. He hides behind the radiator for warmth. Why don’t you come out mouse? He can’t possibly hear what I’m typing. This will [...]

I’M ALWAYS ON THE LOOKOUT FOR SWEETER DEALS LIKE THIS ONE. SWEETEST DEAL OF THE WEEK RIGHT HERE.

JUST SING THE WAY YOU SPEAK, IT’S NOT VERY HARD AND YOU’LL FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF AT THE END OF THE DAY (TRUST ME).

I’m sick of hearing New Zealanders sing like Americans and I’m sick of this song sitting around on my hardrive collecting corrupted sectors or whatever. This is my debut rap release. It’s called “Fuck Freddy’s Drop” and I’ve released it as Never. DOWNLOAD “FUCK FREDDY’S DROP” (RIGHT CLICK) DOWNLOAD A .ZIP FILE WITH THE IMAGE [...]

DON’T TAKE THIS AS RIDICULE, I JUST CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW OR WHY VEINS WAS WRITTEN.

A September, 2010 tweet from Drew.

VEINS BY DREW FUCKED MY SHIT UP. I HAVEN’T FELT LIKE THIS SINCE I HAD TO WORK IN NEW BRIGHTON FOR THREE WEEKS.

Veins is a novel by Drew (of Married To The Sea / Toothpaste For Dinner fame). I’d seen it kicking around on his websites for a while. I’d even been redirected there from Toothpaste For Dinner after a time period, which I think is a shitty thing to do, but GETTING PAID is important, so [...]

SOMETHING TO COUNTER THE MASSIVE WALL OF TEXT BELOW

Near where I live is the most metal church in the world:

NERD PRIDE SWELLS, GREAT NEW HEIGHTS ACHIEVED (18/08/2011). NOKIA E63 S60V3 HELLO OX V2.03 HACK.

This hack will let you install unsigned applications on Symbian OS devices. I’m using a Nokia E63 which runs S60v3 (FP1). This was current as of writing (18th August, 2011). You’ll Need: To read over this whole guide before you start, OK? A Developer’s Certificate. This 874k .ZIP file: Hello OX v2.03 and an SIS [...]

FUCK YOUR SHITTY BAND FOREVER

This is the release of the year, nothing can touch this. A art by A art You can figure out what A art is about, I mean, it only takes a listen. “Each Word” and “Bloome” are my favourite tracks. OK, I don’t like to define bands by other bands but if you haven’t clicked [...]