THIS COMES FROM MY WORK, BUT I CONTRACTED THIS PHOTO OUT TO MY HOMEBOIIIIII. YEAH, ANYWAY, SORRY ABOUT ALL THE DICK JOKES.

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I JUST FINISHED READING THIS AND I DON’T HAVE MUCH TO SAY ABOUT IT OTHER THAN IT WAS WORTH THE TIME IT TOOK FOR ME TO READ IT

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OPEN COMMISSION FOR CHIPMUSICIANS: BUILD ME A RINGTONE AND I’LL BUILD YOU A MEMORIAL IN YOUR CHOICE OF .GIF, .JPG OR .PNG (.PNG PREFERRED).

Make me a ringtone and I’ll make you a picture with whatever you want in it.