THE BEST THING ABOUT BLOWJOBS
The Best Thing About Blowjobs: Spit.
2 REASONS TO STUDY BEAUTY
2 Reasons To Study Beauty: To achieve total enlightenment/nirvana; passes time.
3 THINGS TO PURSUE TO MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE
3 Things To Pursue To Make The World A Better Place: Empathy; communication; literacy. P.S. I hate hippies.
4 REASONS WHY LISTENING TO OTHER PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THEIR SEX LIVES IS LIKE LISTENING TO THEM TALK ABOUT THEIR DREAMS
4 Reasons Why Listening To Other People Talk About Their Sex Lives Is Like Listening To Them Talk About Their Dreams: It’s boring; the stories generally go on for way too long; it’s better on the Internet; you always feel like interrupting with, “This’d be better if you could show me.”
5 REASONS WHY PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANIES ARE SCUM
5 Reasons Why Pharmaceutical Companies Are Scum: They don’t actually give a fuck about sick people; they only fund studies to support and publicize their products; they misrepresent findings/statistics from said studies; they pay doctors to prescribe their drugs; they promote specialised solutions over general ones (their drug instead of a balanced diet, regular exercise [...]
6 REASONS WHY WORKING IS BETTER THAN BEING ON THE DOLE
6 Reasons Why Working Is Better Than Being On The Dole: Working motivates you to pursue some that doesn’t feel like work but earns money; not having to deal with the Department of Work & Income; not doing anything demotivates you and makes you boring, bored and depresses; the dole doesn’t pay shit; you think [...]
7 REASONS WHY PERFECT DARK IS BETTER THAN GOLDENEYE
7 Reasons Why Perfect Dark Is Better Than GoldenEye: Gameplay; multiplayer; missions; aliens; the Carrington Institute; Dark sims; disarming NPCs.
8 REASONS WHY IT IS IMPORTANT TO BALANCE LISTENING TO OTHER PEOPLE WITH LISTENING TO YOURSELF
8 Reasons Why It Is Important To Balance Listening To Other People With Listening To Yourself: Although people in general are terrible, individuals tend to be fairly interesting; no one likes an egotist/megalomaniac; only listening to yourself gives you an infated opinion of yourself and other people can help you put this in perspective; getting [...]
9 REASONS IMAGINATION IS AWESOME AND IMPORTANT
9 Reasons Imagination Is Awesome And Important: Fantasizing about sex when you’re at work/travelling/pretending to be reading/talking to someone; it makes reading books like discovering new worlds; you empathise with people to a larger degree; it helps with foresight; you can test out your crazy theories on yourself; you can drop someone into a mincer [...]