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THIS IS FROM THE †MAS EVE SHOW AT DARKROOM. SADLY, THERE WAS NO-ONE TO LIVE-TWEET THE EVENT.

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SOME KIND OF CAPPUCINO THING IN A TULIP CUP WHICH IS ABOUT TO SPILL OVER THE SIDES WHICH SOMEONE HAS BEEN SWIRLING WITH A TEASPOON

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THE OTHER REASON I DRANK THIS STUFF IS BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU WERE ON THE BALI HIGH SCHOOLS OR SIM.

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THIS IS THE KIND OF GOLD THAT MAKES GOING TO THE SUPERMARKET SUCH A JOYOUS EXPERIENCE. I LIKE TO WALK REALLY SLOWLY (NOT KIDDING).

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I WAS GOING TO HOARD THIS PLACE FOREVER BUT THEN I REALISED THAT I WAS BEING STUPID. I THINK I TOLD THE BAND KIDS ON TOUR ONCE BUT WHATEVS.

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THIS COMES FROM MY WORK, BUT I CONTRACTED THIS PHOTO OUT TO MY HOMEBOIIIIII. YEAH, ANYWAY, SORRY ABOUT ALL THE DICK JOKES.

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SOMETHING TO COUNTER THE MASSIVE WALL OF TEXT BELOW

Near where I live is the most metal church in the world:

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THERE IS NO NEED TO JUSTIFY THIS. IT IS JUST A THING LIKE OXYGEN OR DISTANCE.

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COUPLES: TRUST AND LOVE AND GOOD TIMES AND BAD TIMES AND CRIME FIGHTING AND CRIME COMMITTING AND MONEY MAKING AND BEING TOGETHER FOR EVER AND EVER

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DEAR GOOGLE, HOW DO I TURN OFF THIS LITTLE MESSAGE? IT’S NOT HELPFUL OR RELEVANT TO ME IT JUST MAKES ME RAGE.

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