“BEER.” “YEAH RIGHT.” “EQUAL RIGHTS FOR WOMEN” “YEAH RIGHT.” “WE SUPPORT IMMIGRATION” “YEAH RIGHT.” “THE COMMA MISSING FROM THE FOLLOWING SENTENCE IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE” “YEAH RIGHT.” “WE’RE NOT THE PROBLEM” “YEAH RIGHT.”

Yesterday I was in Wellington and I came across some kind of bus shelter advertisement that someone had sprayed “Ads make the city pretty” over. This is great, but this isn’t the best possible solution to advertising. With the simple addition of a blacklight blub to the floodlights most big billboards have on them for [...]

YEAH, AND AFTERWARDS THE LIGHTS TURN ON AND SHE IS IN THE SHOWROOM AND THERE IS A DUDE WITH A MOP AND A BUCKET AND A CAMERAPHONE AND A BONER.

Have you kids heard about furries? They are old news on the internet and this one time I read about them in The Press, so they are probably sort of mainstream by now – I am not really sure because I either spend all of my time on aeroplanes because I am a motherfucking jetsetter, [...]