CAN’T QUITE REMEMBER WHERE THIS CAME FROM, LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF DOWNLOAD SITE. I CONSIDER THIS TO BE A TYPICAL REPRESENTATION OF MOST INTERNETEES’ INTERESTS.

Zach — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 00:56:10 +0000

Never forget, this is what the internet was invented for:

DO YOU KIDS…

Zach — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 04:24:49 +0000

… HAVE CONNECTIONS IN THE FABRIC PRINTING INDUSTRY?

HELLO READERS THAT HOPEFULLY HAVEN’T ABANDONED US DURING THE INTERNET FAMINE OF AUGUST 2009!

I WANT ONE OF THESE:

BUT OF THIS GIRL:

Stores, quotes, queries etc can be emailed to me. Thanks, everyone.

N00B’S GUIDE TO ANIME – THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A LONG TIME COMING, BUT I ONLY REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT THIRTY MINTUES AGO.

Zach — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 07:18:09 +0000

Every day I get people asking/emailing/fckbking/myspacing/chatting/texting/*ing me about anime.

“Where do I start?”
“What is a good anime?”
“I don’t want to be a fanboy but (x), (y), (z).”

Here is a list of some good places to start:

Cowboy Bebop

Is a classic in the anime realm. Don’t know when it was made, don’t really care. Tells the life and times of a group of dysfunctional bounty hunters in the future (if the future was more like retro-future, where retro=Wild West).

Neon Genesis Evangelion

This is another classic. Fourteen-year-old cuties in giant robot suits saving the world. The main character is a fucking bitch but you should probably watch it anyway. I seem to remember being kind of bored when I watched this back-to-back, but now that I think about it I get really excited.
***BONUS (REALLY BAD COSPLAY) MATERIAL***

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

This is a really cute anime about a school-girl who thinks she is the centre of the universe. This anime is accesible to just about everyone and has some nice allusions to the Greek and Roman mythology as well. Made me feel all warm and fuzzy and motivated to go and “experience” things.

All of the above are series. I’m sure I don’t need to tell you how to get them.

Hayao Miyazaki is a director of some madcore awesome animated feature films. They are bascially folk stories so don’t watch them if you only like sex and the Internet.

Howl’s Moving Castle

Is the business as far as I’m concerned. Great concept, great animation, great story. Some cute chick gets transformed into an old lady and ends up on some crazy semi-living robot house with Howl. Good times.

Spirited Away

I remember not caring about this at all when it came out because I liked Slipknot or something. Cute little girl finds a spirit land and a giant bath-house. She gets roped in to the bath house and the spirit land and spends the movie trying to esccape. I love this movie and I just remembered that this Japanese dude gave me a Spirited Away book! Ha-ha! Wait, I got it out just then and it’s all in 日本語. Oh well there are some cute sketches and concept art.

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