LOOK, A FUCKING BLOG, OMG THIS IS LIKE THE END OF THE GREAT DEPRESSION OR SOME SHIT

Hi hi hi everyone I’m on tour right now – currently in some shithole but today is a day off so we drove half of the way to Minnesota from Chicago and now we’re at some hotel thing that was $30 cheaper than the one we stayed in two nights ago even though it is [...]

GUINEA PIGS MAKE THE CUTEST “MOIP MOIP” NOISES, MAN. KIND OF MAKES ME WANT TO GET ALL DOWN AND DIRTY IN ANIMATES OR SOMETHING

I work with many Chinese peeps and I get to sit in the staffroom and listen to four or five kids speak Mandarin to one another whilst I force hash-brown/bacon/bbq sauce toasted sandwich into my face at six-thirty or seven. The language barrier doesn’t really bother me because those kids are probably raging about their [...]

YAY! WE’RE BACK TO WHERE WE WERE LAST NIGHT BEFORE I STARTED RUINING THINGS!

Alright. We have switched Nucleus for Wordpress in the hope it will make life easier and more exciting. So far not much of the process has been easy, but it has been pretty fun…

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

HEY EVERYONE WE JUST BOUGHT NEW HOSTING AND WE ARE WAITING FOR THIS HOSTING TO CHANGE OUR DOMAIN NAME REGISTRATION OVER TO OUR NEW HOSTS. WHILE THIS IS HAPPENING WE ARE MIGRATING TO OUR NEW SERVERS. SORRY FOR BEING SHITTY BLOGGERS.

LAST NIGHT I WAS FEELING CRAZY THEN I FOUND THIS AND HER LIVEJOURNAL AND THEN I FELT A LOT LESS CRAZY AND NOW I’M SHARING IT WITH YOU GUYS AND GIRLS.

Every so often I do something that I regret for a long time afterwards. One day I read this comic by (I believe) Kago Shintaro which was a drawn photo diary of blowjobs this dude receives and he starts mutilating the chicks and fucking dead people and shit and at the end he cuts his [...]

IN WHICH I TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT A SERVICE THAT IS PROBABLY OF SOME KIND OF USE TO YOU. GET BLOGGING.

Ok, heaps of you kids have blogs because you read blogs and think, “This isn’t hard at all – all this guy does is take screen shots and say nasty things about them.” But once you have a blog you realise that if no one reads it, writing something new everyday is basically just masturbating. [...]

THIS POST IS PROBABLY AS GOOD AS MARIO CART IS ON THE SNES

Here at sleep500 I like to think that we provide readers with a quality blog experience that will bring you back, time after time (insert OMG, HERPES! here (oh, wait – not even a good joke)). One of the ways we do this is by linking content from other blogs. This is only kind of [...]

LEAR! READ THIS POST!

Click anywhere on this text to be redirected to the funniest blog post about WoW to have ever made its way on to the Internet. Call it “nerdy” or “geeky” or whatever but WoW is way more fun than going outside. If I could afford it I would play it.

SLEEP500 WAS MEANT TO BE MORE LIKE THIS BUT THEN I WASN’T FUNNY ENOUGH

Oh man, oh man I was checking some referral logs to see where the traffic that comes here comes from (if you are interested it doesn’t really come from anywhere because there is so little of it) when I saw this blog. As far as I know the guys who run this are pretty young [...]

I LIKE HOW SHE MADE IT PG-13. I CONSIDER SLEEP500 TO BE A PG-13 BLOG. I ALSO CONSIDER THIS BLOG TO BE PART OF THE WEBCOMICS CATEGORY. I HOPE THIS IS OK.

A while ago I started reading other people’s blogs. It is pretty fun to read big blogs like HRO because they are blogging professionals but I think I am beginning to prefer grassroots bloggers. The girl who runs this blog drew a pretty picture for me. This makes me feel special. Read the post in [...]