VEINS BY DREW FUCKED MY SHIT UP. I HAVEN’T FELT LIKE THIS SINCE I HAD TO WORK IN NEW BRIGHTON FOR THREE WEEKS.

Veins is a novel by Drew (of Married To The Sea / Toothpaste For Dinner fame). I’d seen it kicking around on his websites for a while. I’d even been redirected there from Toothpaste For Dinner after a time period, which I think is a shitty thing to do, but GETTING PAID is important, so [...]

ANOTHER BOOK REVIEW, YOU SAY? HERE IT IS – DON’T BOTHER READING THIS ONE, EITHER.

Nick Hornby's High Fidelity is a fairly sexist, mostly uninteresting story about being middle-aged and unmarried Rob gets dumped by his girlfriend and it makes him sad. It makes him think of all of the other girls who've dumped him over the years. He goes to find them for absolution. It makes him sad. Then [...]

RIGHT NOW MY LIFE CONSISTS OF SHITTY LITTLE BARS AND SITTING IN THE CAR READING. HERE IS A BOOK REVIEW:

Thinking of reading Aldous Huxley's Brave New World? Well, think again because it sucks. Synopsis: It's the future! (dur) No one is born anymore – they gestate in bottles or tubes or something! There are five castes! The lowest caste gets an impaired gestation to ensure impaired cerebral function! The highest caste doesn't! The other [...]

MY DAD LENT MY SISTER THIS BOOK AND WHEN SHE RETURNED IT, VIA ME, IT HAD MORPHED INTO AN OLDER EDITION. WEIRD, RIGHT?

Today I downloaded a .pdf ebook of Catch-22 by Joseph Heller that was in Comic Sans. Obviously that wasn’t good enough so I converted it to plain text and html-d it with pdftotext then styled it a bit. Catch-22 Hopefully this isn’t very illegal.