FUTURNARI – ANOTHER UNLIKELY HERO. NO FRUITY-LOOPS ALLOWED. TAKE YOUR VSTS AND BITCRUSHERS AND FUCK RIGHT OFF.

Another Unlikely Hero is the debut release from Futurnari. Futurnari is a Christchurch-based chipmusician who composes, performs and records on native, 8-bit trackers. This DMG release is a 5-track EP in the vein of Zan-zan-zawa-veia and Alex Mauer. Download Another Unlikely Hero from Bandcamp. 8bitcollective profile/music. Chipmusic.org profile.

AROUND SEVEN MINUTES OF 40BPM DOOM MUSIC CONCERNING LOVE IS BASICALLY WHAT THIS IS ABOUT. ALSO, CHECK OUT MY BANGING FAVICON ON THE WEBSITE. SO SLEEK, SO CLASSY.

Late last week I completed my first chipmusic release. It’s called Virtual Reality and you can get it here. I’ve put it up as individual tracks as well as a .zip archive that contains the album art as an HTML file and a couple of images. Those of you who’ve been reading for a while [...]

BUT IF I WAS BEING CONSCIOUS OF MY BANDWIDTH USAGE I’D JUST LISTEN TO THE TRACK

This is my pick out of the tracks of the latest Beep City compilation. Nario – The Tale Of A Pirate I guess this was put together in preparation for Valentine’s day? Thankfully there are no vocals. Download the full comp, Love Songs From The Future. EDIT: Obviously there is meant to be a media [...]

THANKS, BEN, FOR PUTTING THAT CRT MONITOR IN MY BED SO UPON ENTERING MY ROOM I WAS LIKE, “WHAT THE SHIT? THE CAT HAS SUDDENLY GROWN A GIANT TUMOUR!”

As part of the multitude of voices sounding out about current affairs I’d like to weigh in on why the fuck my ad blocker isn’t working anymore. This sucks. I basically gave up television because I lost the ability to filter out advertising – likewise radio – in favour of the Internet where you can [...]

THEIR “BASS” IS A COMMODORE 64 THROUGH A METALZONE DISTORTION PEDAL OR SOMETHING. CAN’T WAIT UNTIL THEIR ACTUAL SITE IS BACK UP.

Here is some chipmusic that isn’t all chip that kids who like all that noisy pop stuff will probably like. Treewave are a band who used to have a sweet site made from ASCII but now only have the files that make up the 10″ vinyl release that this song comes from. You can go [...]

ON A SIDE NOTE, FAR OUT DO I MAKE COFFEE FAST WHEN I KNOW MY FIFTEEN FREE MINUTES ARE RUNNING OUT.

I’ve been listening to a heap of chipmusic recently and getting 1337 at NetHack (110163 no shit) and True Chip Till Death blogged Covox’s latest release, Infiltrator. This is some pretty legit and listenable chipmusic, right here. Listen to this if you like dance music. SHORTY K, THIS ONE IS FOR YOU: [Audio clip: view [...]

JUST HAD ABOUT THIRTY MINUTES OF DOWNTIME THERE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY – OUR SERVER DIDN’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT IT. OH WELL.

Sorry I guys I was meant to spend a good hour thinking about something really interesting to write about but then I started playing a text-based Discworld MUD/MMORPG and now I don’t know if I’ll ever be ready to blog again. I have some more thoughts relating to the virtual reality business essay so I [...]

IMAGINE WHAT WEB DEVELOPERS WOULD GET TO DO! THEY’D PROBABLY HAVE TO TAKE COURSES IN ARCHITECTURE OR SOMETHING: “HERE IS THE ATRIUM OF THE SITE.”

Just to clarify a point from the first essay: I do not mean to propose anything about the actual name of the VR product. “Realise” is what I believe companies will call the process of virtualisation for the reasons I have already laid out. For now instead of referring to the ubiquitous “companies” I am [...]

I SERIOUSLY BELIEVE THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN – PLEASE READ AND UNDERSTAND THIS SO YOU ARE PREPARED.

The message of the future is: “Realise Your Dreams.”

TAKE ME WITH YOU WHEN YOU GET FAMOUS

Everyone who comes here knows that I love chipmusic. I guess a lot of people don’t want to bother with chipmusic because it “all sounds the same to me” or whatever or maybe they don’t like the sound of the chip. Sure, those are fairly legitimate concerns. BUT if you haven’t given any chipmusic a [...]