SLEEP500 » CMD http://sleep500.com The world's first and foremost lifestyle blog. Tue, 08 May 2012 13:42:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 SERIOUSLY. THERE WAS ONE WHERE THEY WERE IN A CAGE OR SOMETHING STILL GRINDING AWAY. NO SCISSORING, HOWEVER. NOT THAT I SAW. http://sleep500.com/archives/67 http://sleep500.com/archives/67#comments Sat, 22 Nov 2008 10:46:57 +0000 Zach http://www.sleep500.com/?p=67 In New Zealand on late-night public-access television there are infomercials for ab machines and kitchen knives that can cut through steel. In Germany on the equivalent television network there is full-on uncensored lesbian porn that is the background to confidentials that don’t seem to have any contact information so I am kind of unsure as to who they think they are going to get laid with if no one can text them. Maybe the whole thing is just a set-up for people who have CMD. Is it more pleasing to watch two blonde chicks who are similar enough to be twins grinding on each other while reading desperate messages from “real” forty-year-olds who are “curious” about their “sexuality”?

I don’t get it. I don’t know if I ever will. I just wanted to put it out there so you guys could tell me that I’m a nerd in the comment box.

Google told me this is a “crazy German”:
this is the programmer
Note: I had a different image originally but for some reason I couldn’t link to it OH WELL.

NERD@NERD.COM IS MY REAL EMAIL ADDRESS. PLEASE SEND ME VIAGRA ADS. EVEN THE BANK CONTACTS ME THERE.

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