GUINEA PIGS MAKE THE CUTEST “MOIP MOIP” NOISES, MAN. KIND OF MAKES ME WANT TO GET ALL DOWN AND DIRTY IN ANIMATES OR SOMETHING

I work with many Chinese peeps and I get to sit in the staffroom and listen to four or five kids speak Mandarin to one another whilst I force hash-brown/bacon/bbq sauce toasted sandwich into my face at six-thirty or seven. The language barrier doesn’t really bother me because those kids are probably raging about their [...]

after i post this i’m going to go finish drawing los campesinos! album art on my chucks.

Are you bored with grunge whining about being a child of divorce? Are you bored with bloghouse constantly trying to sound like Daft Punk? Are you bored with hip hop objectifying women so that it’s no longer ironically funny and is actually making you voice vague feminist opinions? Are you bored with Morrissey because he’s [...]

I GUESS YOU CAN BASICALLY IGNORE ALL EMOTION ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE YOU CAN JUST TURN OFF THE IMAGES OR WHATEVER BUT TELEVISION IS ALL

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NO REAL BLOG AGAIN, WHOOPS. HERE IS SOME CUTE SHIT. YOU KIDS LOVE CUTE SHIT.

LOGGING SHARES UP INTERNATIONALLY AS ZOOS CHURN OUT JOB APPLICATION FORMS. ENVIRONMENTALISTS: “WORRIED.”

Worldwide mourning continues today after the death of Thomas Doerflein. The 44-year-old minder of internationally acclaimed “cute little polar bear cub,” Knut, died yesterday or something of a heart attack in his apartment. Doerflein had hand raised the cub since it was rejected by its mother (getting pretty vague, the polar bear bit doesn’t really [...]