DO YOU KIDS…
… fucking love coke?
You know what it’s like when you read about spiders and suddenly you can feel spiders crawling all over you…
Do you kids… … feel emotionally vulnerable? find something happens and then it just ruins your whole day? have mood swings or get very angry, but then can’t remember why you were so worked up? Have you kids… … ever tried to cut yourselves? burn yourselves? pushed pins into your bodies? ever done something dangerous [...]
DO YOU KIDS…
… HAVE CONNECTIONS IN THE FABRIC PRINTING INDUSTRY? HELLO READERS THAT HOPEFULLY HAVEN’T ABANDONED US DURING THE INTERNET FAMINE OF AUGUST 2009! I WANT ONE OF THESE: BUT OF THIS GIRL: Stores, quotes, queries etc can be emailed to me. Thanks, everyone.
DO YOU KIDS…
… get confused when confronted with a difficult decision? I want to buy this eau de perfume but I am concerned: which “Lord” is it? I don’t want to be associated with centuries of mindless bloodshed… I also want to smell like victory. Do you think this fragrance will strike fear into the heart of [...]
DO YOU KIDS…
Ever have problems with your bank? P.S. Sorry I didn’t put these images on very well. When I have my computer I will spend a little bit more time. <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
DO YOU KIDS…
…get into fights? Perhaps you get mad because you’re outside the club and some douche walks by and is all mouthing off about your sneakers or maybe you’re at some truckstop in the middle of nowhere and the fucking inbred retards are staring at your bling when you’re trying to decide which type of Doritos [...]
DO YOU KIDS…
… like to do weird things to your bodies? Like hold a stick up in the air and focus on the top of it while you spin around and around and around and around and around and around and around then you try to run towards someone in a straight line and fall over? Or [...]
DO YOU KIDS…
… wish the world was more like this? Where every man is shrouded in the unfiltered smoke of a cigarette rolled up in the torn page of a motel-room bible. Where there are no children and only two types of women: A broken-souled spinster, habitually clothed in what she wore at her husband’s funeral and [...]