THIS IS THE BEST EMAIL I HAVE EVER RECEIVED FROM THE INTERNET.

PERKS: THERE ARE SOME TOTALLY BANGING ASIAN BABES WHO COME THROUGH THE AIRPORT. THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT ME BUT WHATEVS.

Can’t sleep can’t sleep can’t sleep right now but I have a proposition for you: I’m going away – does any body want my job? It’s at the airport which is ages away from Mt Pleasant so you rich fucks need not apply. I whine about the early shifts because they fucking suxxor but the [...]

ALTHOUGH THEIR SITE LOOKS A BIT “CORRODED IRON” FOR ME AND IT IS LACKING AN RSS FEED IF THEY CONTINUE TO POST BANGERS LIKE THIS I’MA KEEN MORE.

A how-to on DIY crime fighting presented by Donovan from Butteryass Mondays on the Berrics.

You know what it’s like when you read about spiders and suddenly you can feel spiders crawling all over you…

Do you kids… … feel emotionally vulnerable? find something happens and then it just ruins your whole day? have mood swings or get very angry, but then can’t remember why you were so worked up? Have you kids… … ever tried to cut yourselves? burn yourselves? pushed pins into your bodies? ever done something dangerous [...]